DIZZY FROM ORK
DIZZY FROM ORK FORT SMITH ARKANSAS PHOTOS
The moon was full over Mulberry hill. Cast in it's pretty Glow 😂about. It was 👌🏿👌🏿😘get in late. Wasn't no sound😘 stir 😩😂😁in, that friday night.💕🎶 On Ray an MA 😎Ruth's farm.'zNot even the three blind 🙈👌🏿😎mice. 👀😭Which at this time were banished any how. An had made there way down ta Shreks swamp. On account of chase in MA Ruth around. Blindly all the time. Tryin ta get her, to drop them baby ruths .That so happened to be all four of em's fav.
Sissy what are you doin. You jus got that, no not your cape. That above your eye. From the coffee table. That was jus the other night.
Your goin ta have ta eat whole. Lot more them wheaties. Ta pin me Sissy. An jus cause they got. Marry Lou Retton on the box. Ain't got nothin ta do. Our goin ta help. You wrastle any better.
Shut up Sheldon, im bout ta give yeah. The whole can of woop as huh, side dish some knuckle sandwich.
OK,Ok Sissy you know that cape. Ain't goin make you fly. Cept into thad night stand. Keep eat in those wheaties though.
Anyhow little Avery came a tip toe in . On through in her nijango. Tryin be all sneaky, quite an slick, as snot like. In one hand two of granpa Ray's finest carrots. xxx With jus touch of that. Not so hidden ranch on top. The other a pair of numb chucks. Not the Norris Chuck kind. Not if a wood chuck, could chuck wood kind. Jackie oh yeah, not tough Chuck total gym Noris kind. But as kind as Chan kind. Ole master Wu knew what she,was a doin though. Ninjango she was, an what does a ninja ware. Don't know can't see em. But them two carrot's come out quick like. Them ears weren't no bunnies. An weren't perked for no nestle quik. Naw them noses an whiskers . Was a twitch in quarter click back. When master Wu put some there fav. Not so hidden now, not so chocolatey thick. She knew they would know. So good ,ear stand in ,quick snatch in, ranch love in. Fun Minnie, love in Pearl. All around, fun love in. Aunt Tina's old goats.
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Minnie in ah purdy straw hat. An Pearl in her souther bell finest dress. That cousin Jess
Sissy you want Sheldon take Sissy's dress off. Yeah all want ta hear the rest.
Anyhow so Jess , when he was little. Got into MA Ruth closet. Got out her hat with 1.98 tag still on. Hillbilly kinda like, Sissy Sheldon like,southern bell dress. Used ta sneak out. All quite like, an play dress up. Hat fur Minnie, dress for Pearl. Them two goats liked play in. Dress up so much. Ever sents been ware in em. Well little Avery made her way. On the tip idy top. Spin in like a top. Ta the very top. Ta the winda top. Spin in like a top. Eat in a baby ruth. Watch in MA Ruth, an grandpa Ray. Watch in Hee Haw. While walk in, an talk in ta Jess. On the walkie talkie. Were he was, enjoy in himself a bearclaw. An second help in, enjoy self. Bein grounded , at his granddady's . For a weekend of early morning potato pick in. Fur listen in ,ta Curtis. The finest picker Leow. Down at Jerry's garage. While buy in nana Renita smokes. With note in hand. Were he liked pet in,Old Loews dog Lobo. While Curtis played, an ole dobro,cross his knee.
Master Wu again I see. 🙈🙈🙈
Naw you don't see cousin Jess.
You go ta Uncle Frank's today.
Yep, an we we finished make in your Super duck. MA Ruth goin tan thad hide,yeah ain't careful. She see's thoughs bearclaws. Yeah been swipe in. From daylight doughnuts of all places. You don't need ta ack out. Know how does a ninja relax. They's kick it cousin Jess.
Jesse slipped that old tiger eye, on his finger. Slid out the winda. All quik quite, an slick as snot like. Them lightin bugs was doin there dance. As them kids made there way. Walkie an talkie in. Ta the other side of the tracks. Were Nick was behind the wheel. Admire in himself
Some years years back. Little Avery, an cousin Jess. Mom an dad were walk in . Back from daylight doughnuts . Were they were hit. By Boss Hog, while he was reach in,under the floorboard. For some of Cooters finest whitelightin.
One of those times. Yah don't want,
NoT No HoW NoT No WaY
Anyhow them kids was headed. Ta old man Burtons place. Jus little pass four corner's. Know old man Burton,back in the day. Used ta be one of the finest. Moonshine makers this side of Hazard. An in most folks views. Cloud county has the finest whitelightin. Old man Burtons grandson Cooter. Still makes to this day. Know back in the day. When Cooter was a pup. An old man Burton, an Cooter's dad. Were tryin ta out run. One Officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain. Which at the time. Was hopped up on whitelightin. They was headed back from the hardware store. Were they was buyin some copper. They swerved to avoid Minnie an Pearl. Which had got in out. On account of Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Naw that chevy wasn't headed for no levy. Naw that was a river.
Anyhow know Jess an Little Avery. Jumped in the back. Of Uncle Frank's 54 ford. Them kids was off. Bye Bye Miss American Pie, was play in.
Nick watch out, your about to drive into the levy. Joe goes
Yah quit flex in,save your macho,for macho duck. An the troupe at Uncle Frank's.Kristie goes
You sure are goin to make a pretty Kristie duck.Nick goes
Don't worry about my sister. And watch the road. Joe goes
Don't you worry, imna get us there. You worry bout bein Joe Juggle duck. An put on some of that. Right said Fred, so i can sing. Ta to sexy for my shirt. In this here mirror. Nick goes
As they all laugh, an he put's the peddle down. On thad old ford.
Yell out that winda Joe. An tell Avery leave that ninja outfit on. Till we all get there. An quit jump in round like that. Kristie goes
Sure is going to make a good Tumble duck. Joe goes
If she don't crack her skull open. Joe goes
Yah she sure is a good gymnast though. She keeps eat in thoughs wheaties. She jus might make the olympics yet. Kristie goes
Know lot of folks think. Old man Burton an his son. They still haunt in the place. Try in ta scare folks off. Cooter I'll tell yah though. Naw my dad, an granddad. Is up in heaven were they belong. Cooter don't stay out there. Anymore on account of memories. Anyhow he told the kids. They could hang out on the property. When ever they liked. Jus don't say, BETELGEUSE, BEETLE JUICE, three times. Looks like Bell under the hood. Of thad old willy's jeep. That used to belong to her granddad.Who had brought it back home, after WWII. Which her and her dad. Were work in on restore in. Along with there relationship. After he had come back . From the gulf war. Well one night Billy Bob Bell. An Bell were work in on Old Willy. Billy had take in thad last drop. Of that old milwaukee. Him an his ole man used, ta tip back. Bella wanted some taco bell. So Billy Bob run for the boarder. On a beer run. An like them kids. Uncle Frank always says. Lifes like a box of chocolate. You never know what your goin ta get. Well bout that same time. Nick's dad which both so happened. Ta have the same first names. Except for Thorton on the end. Had been down at the VFW. With his little sister. Who he liked to call Choco taco. On account of them bein her fav. Billy Bob was play in Santa. An Choco was his cute little elf. Well Billy the bad Santa that he was. 🥲Had had a couple beers at the VFV. An thought it would be ok to drive. Which he normally didn't have any kids. With him at the club. They was headed home. Jus bout ta four corners. An were come in from the east. When a raindeer that was come in from the north. Were the gravel on the road was frozen. Had come slip in an slide in. All four hulves went flyin . On by the stop sign. Well come in from the south. At thad same time. Was Ethal, who don't normally drink an drive. After her tea, with jus a splash of whitelightin. Had take in off on her lawnmower. To find Sven the raindeer. That all the kids loved so much. An is purdy rare white in color. Which alot of folks took as an olman. On account ❤️of when Renita . When she was alittle girl. Was out ride in her horse T.K. An when Sven had jus started. To sprout those antlers. Seen our father in heaven between them. Others from all over the country. Come to take a look at. Which Sven jus loves. Cause he likes to prance an show himself off. Who had got in out. On account of Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Know come in from the west. Billy Bob while reach in down. Ta get that chihuahua. He thought Bell might like. An her choco taco that had fell. When he looked back up. Billy Bob met Billy Bob eye to eye. An in a blink of an eye. It was all over.
One of those times. Yah don't want,
NoT No HoW NoT No WaY
Well grandma didn't get ran over. By a raindeer that day. Naw old Ethal is still on thad porch. To this very day. Drink in her special tea concoction. Watch in Sven prance in. Like👌 no Prancers business. Full of that Jesus pride. Thad was give in to em.
Hey Jess seen Terry . Down at the Piggly Wiggly again. Nick goes
Oh lord not again. Why in the world. Is he always naked. In the park in lot, on them roller skates.
Don't know Jess, but Officer Dangles with them daizy dukes on. Was chase in him around again. An Terry's little wiggly, was wiggly all over the place. You might want ta keep your short's on. This water is cah,cah cold.
Does Officer Dangles even know. His jibblits is always hanging out. You boy's quit talkin. An worry in bout his,an yah all's wiggly's. Kristie goes
Well them kids was way down yonder. It wasn't on no Chattahooche. But was hotter than a hoochy coochy. On old man Burtons pond. With a tire swing a swing in. Ta alot about live in, an hold on there Alen Jackson. Thad be whole lot about love. Them kids were get in alittle crazy. Thought might be a good idea. To get little Avery an cousin Jess. Home before they get caught. Well Nick dropped them off. On the other side of the tracks. That grass wasn't greener. On the other side. Not Van Gogh golden, partially harvested wheat. Thad was bread basket wheat right there. An didn't have nothin ta do. With no look in out the asylum👌🏿😴🎶 winda. That there was a full gently sway in. As you can get. Heart of America wheat field. An under that sky. It wasn't pattered with white clouds. The Starry Night
Was full bright an starry though. That wasn't no bird, nor plane bust in through them clouds. That was WAY-V0'z-THE-EGO'z. An he wasn't come in from no Krypton. But a little egg planet called Ork. An that ride in on him. Didn't have no cape, superhuman strength, an 💁wasn't bullet proof. That was Dizzy a come in. With QHAHACLES of laughter. Made from pure love an joy.
WHY'z WE'z ALL'z most there WAY-VO'z. Don't drop ME'z suite case. WE'z QUAHGROOVIN know,keep on keep in on. Gyro'z on down MY'z egg bud'z.
AYE-aye my fun love in duck bud.
Well that egg shaped spaceship. Come gyro in, this way, that way, an every which way. That gyro-scope was sure off though. Cause thad egg, jus landed on some eggs. Thad be milkweed, an thoughs be monarch butterfly eggs. An that milkweed was planted back in May. On May day by Ray. Who wasn't have in no decline. Of them purdy orange an blacks. Because of no commercial farm in. Well when them kids come run in. Through the wheat field. Ta see what it was. That come gyro in, down from the sky. Bought crapped there pants. Watch in that egg galaxy zoomer. Shoot in back through the sky. Leave in a trail of rainbow dust behind. Peak in out the wheat. See in that black duck. Spin in around like that. An when that banana. Come flyin out that silver glove hand. Them kids locked eyes . On what they call in Corinthians 13.4. An that duck said
Na Nu Na Nu
An little Avery turned her head. Ta look at Jess. He looked at her. Looked back an goes. Your get in yourself all dizzy.
WHY'z I'z BE'z Dizzy then.
What kind of alien are you.
WHY'z I'z BE'z a duck.
I never heard a duck talk like that before.
WHY'z ALL'z Orkinducks talk like this.
Quit stare in at him Avery. An close your mouth. Before some thin flies in it. Like an egg, our milkweed that's fly in around.
WHY'z I'z is no him.
Wad are you then. Yeah got a pretty glow about you.
WHY'z thank you MY'z loveling. WHY'z I'z BE'z a duck from Ork.
I'z you'z a boy our a girl.
WHY'z I'z BE'z Dizzy from Ork.
Well Dizzy sure ain't Pat. From saturday night live Avery.
Did your other E.T.'s leave yeah. Was yah all collect in plant's. Are they come in back for yah. I like that red space suit. Why's it got a red triangle on it. Them silver space glove. Sure do glow an sparkle. Was that a rainbow come in from your spaceship. Oh you arn't a boy our girl are you. Your so black and soft. That purple polka dot bow tie, is so cute. Lookie look cousin Jess. Dizzy ain't got no duck feet. Them look like Sully. They's furry, blue, them toenails is huge. Oh Dizzy them purple spot's . Match your bow tie.
Well this ain't no Boo . Over come in fear Avery. Bes get Dizzy outa here. Before the men in black get here. Officer dipstick probably seen thad egg. Shoot in back across the sky. Look in like it was made, from spacely sprocket's. With a cog in it.
That gyro-scope was sur off. Goin over Mulberry Hill.
Anyhow kids had stumbled across a new friend. An Dizzy's first lovelings. They had jus hit that old dirt road. When the sound of though cherry's on top. Went ta pop in off. When a lark with it's black V patch. From it's neck to it's chest. Jus started to puff out. An at that same time. That no good yellow truck. Come pop in,over the top of the hill. Wasn't no Hank Hill. Playin king of the hill that night. Naw thad was crazy Betty Joe. No beer in an alley type of drink in. That was the hopped up. On whitelightin an drive in type. An right behind her. One officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain in hot persuite. With a bump of his cup. Whitelightin went ta flyin. Bird went to flyin. An Betty Joe come flyin on by. The three musketeers got spun around three times. One officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain. Ended up with whitelightin all over himself. Little Avery goes there's no place like home. An all three headed through the oak tree's . Ta grandpa and grandma's house.
Dizzy you gona have ta stay . Down here for the night. In grandpa Ray's cellar. These right here, are the fattest , biggest nightcrawlers around. Folks from everywhere come to get these worms. From my grandpa's worm farm. They's good for fishin.
WHY'z Dizzy QUAHDIGS, these QUAHCRAWLERS.
You hungry, you'z don't eat worms do yeah.
Well thad sun come up quick. An in a hurry like. Over Mulberry Hill that morning. Ray get's up before the rooster crow though. DOO-DAhh! DOO-DAhh! an Jess eyes crack open. An on Ohh,DOO -DAhh Day. he through them covers off. An was up an run in. An Leghorn went ta strut in. Back to his lookout. An eye in one in particular. He liked to woo Miss Purdy. That he was alittle soft on.
Jesus an his beloved Mary. Well I'll be if it ain't a duck.
Na Nu Na Nu
An a talk in duck at that.
WHY'z I'z BE Dizzy
Well they call me Ray.
Were you come in from Dizzy.
WHY'z I'z come from ORK Ray'z.
You can call me grandpa Ray then.
Jesse come a slip in, an a slide in, down them steps. An had ta spill the beans.
Dizzy be jus fine Jess. Walks like a duck,talks like us. So Dizzy jus quack like a duck. Around the grown ups. So they'll think your a duck. Jess why don't you. Get to pick in them potatoes. They goin be good. When I fry em up for supper. Let's go see MA. Get something in your belly.
Let's QUAHADDLE then grandpa Ray'z. QUAHACLES Jess 💕
Here he comes up over the mound. Honk in, an yodeling, and a waddlin. Come in for a gander. An with one last waddle. Plopped from top, ta the top of Jess's head. An back down beside. An they both made there way. To the potato field. Know this was no ordinary goose. This was Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. That is what they call. Kinda off in the head. The crazy graylag goose thad he was. An what's good for the goose. Is good for the gander. As he eye balled. The latch to Minnie and Pearl's gate. As he waddled along side Jess. With his grey that faded ta silver black tip. At the end of his feather's. Ta the end of the yard. An the start of Jess's potato pick in.
Jus over yonder Hannibal. The brains of the operation. That was about to go down. An who had full ,an free range of the farm. An who's sucklin days. Were long behind her. An was little Avery's pride win in. Purple ribbon sow back in the day. This early morning mission. Like it often was. Involved fun Minnie, love in Pearl, all around fun love in. Aunt Tina's old goats. That faded ta gray, with thoughs black spots. That would swirl to yeah. Turned her head, SA-SUE-E...SA-SUE-E...SA-SUE-E ta BA. Who knew the call well. Know BA sense day one. Had always had him, a bad attitude. An got his name. From who most kids called Aunt Nancy. Who Joe an Kristie called mom. An Joe when he was about knee high. An had heard puplic enemy. For the first time. Thought BA might have a bad attitude. on account of him bein black. So ta add a little flavor. Flav to his soul. Joe put a gold chain. With a nice big clock. On the end of that young Herens neck. After there mom crossed over into heaven. John an the kids moved to town. An BA come to the farm. Been slam jam in. With them little horns. An his bling on ever sense. To time is god,sense that first day Joe. Had turned him on to it. BA licked his 👍chops. At that old pork chop. Cause he dug them cherry's. They would share together later. An with that, made his way. To distract Leghorn. With his stare an show him who's boss.
SA-SUE-E SA-SUE-E SA-SUE-E Echoed across ta Face. For the grandma distraction. Which he was made for. On account of Ma Ruth. While visit in rainbow meadows rescue ranch. Locked eyes an adopted one another. Right there on the spot. Were MA Ruth said up Face. an he trotted his happy self. Up into Ray's old dodge. Face which was his give in name. An who Kristie liked to call Pinky Pie. After her fav my little pony. Who loved to through party's. Kristie would dye that little brown mini horse. Long main that looked like Leo the lions. Jus like Pinky Pies. But in Kristie's own Pinky Face way. Main, tail, markings, an everything. An they would have themselves. Tea parties on the side of the house. Friendship is magic,cause Face didn't like it to much. Everytime she come out . Face's mouth would turn up. In that grin jus the two of em shared. With a click,click, come on over Pinky Pie. An he would Pinky on over. Pinky was all bout business at this min. He had him less time. Ta swipe thoughs four sours. For his A-team buds. Before MA Ruth turned back around. An he made his flurty face. At the same time MA Ruth turned back. An said Ohh Face. An got behind them ears. For his fav scratch in. It was time for action. 😊An Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Come a hop in,skip in,an a flap in. Those wings like mad. Not to the funny farm. Were life was but a dream. But ta the chicken coupe. Honk in, an yodeling the whole way. Try in to catch flight. With them clipped wings. Flew on by BA, an Leghorns stare down. One flew over the Cuckoo's nest. Thad day he took flight. Further than he ever had. That crazy goose flew all the way. Over that chicken coop. Ta the hatch, an back down again. Hens come a spill in. An run in, every which way. Murdock made quick exit stage left. With a patter of them pink feet. A quick Marcus fast step. A turn like Allen. Right pass Tina , that was come in. Ta get them eggs. Ta save the day. With touchdown, a few inches away. Flipped his beak up to the latch. An them all around fun love in goats. Were off an run in. To munch down on Tina's cabbage patch.
It was a Ken Kesey. Family farm kinda day!
WHY'z thank you grandpa Ray'z, an MA Ruth'z. WHY'z I'z jus love ME'z this cottage cheese.
Why your welcome Dizzy. An Jess instead of you an Avery. Tryin to be all sneaky. Just have Nick pick you all up. over here tonight Avery your go in break that neck. With that ninja stuff. If yeah ain't careful. Why don't you save all that. For the gymnastics floor. Ray goes
An Jess stay away from daylight doughnuts. An bes be back fore Carson come on. Our imna Johny , you up side that hard. Harded head of yours. MA Ruth goes
You all look out for Dizzy know. An remember Dizzy, if yeah run into any grown folk. Jus quack like a duck.Ray goes
It was no Halloween town. Situation at old man Burtons. That old yellow chip peeled house. Was no portal to Christmas town. Naw that was a ways off, into the future. An that was no 85 DeLorean. But a 54 minus the flux capacitor. Nick rolled up front in. On that creak idy porch. Copper eyes from moon light. Coal black as night. From nose ta tip of tail. Who didn't know any witches our bad luck. Wasn't stalk in ,our hiss in. But sway in,an a purr in. Ta the stray cat strut. Was Alley the rockabilly disco cat. It is said,a black cat. Can keep ill away. Where it dwells from fevers deadly sway. An with a rumble of the tum. An an arch of her back. Kristie come with her meow mixed in hand. One last winded meow, an scratch of the back. With a reach an turn of knob. A wisk of cold breeze. A soft wisper, prayer is the road to heave. But faith opens the door. Dont be scared, were passed the gatekeeper. I don't see no Burtons in here. I ain't fraid no ghosts. Come on you all. BEEETLEJUICE, no poltergeist yet. Hope it don't like franks. Come on yeah frankenweenies. These piggly wiggly weenies,is get in cold.Kristie goes
BEETLEJUICE, hey Edward Scissor hands, don't scratch that purple✌️😁😜 velvet.
Maybe little Avery might wanna get back here. An balance it then. There yeah go over the door knob. Yeah door knob,ain't thad hard Nick.
BEETLEJUICE, the son, an the holy ghost. Ain't no poltergiest here, our father. Got us a new E.T. bud though. Come on in Dizzy. An get yeah some munch munch. These piggly wiggly, big as you get cloud county dogs.
WHY'z THEY'z in heaven QUAHFURRY.
With a long stare, and long pur. With a warm vibe from head to tail. An blink of her eyes. Vibrated away doin her rockabilly disco strut.
Thank you Dizzy for the frankincense
WHY'z ALL'z welcome Kristie'z
Yeah we ain't got no myrrh.Speak in of wine. Cousin Jess you keep drink in strawberry boone's. Up at Mulberry Hill. MA Ruth gonna strawberry thad behind. You need ta be listen in to Deana Carter. Get your first taste of love. At the church in morning with me.
You ain't the problem Avery. I ain't go in to no church. With no minister Lithgow in it. He's a hipocrite, an the rest of the church. Start in with John Wesley's self righteousness of faith. Ta think god raised methodist. Above every one else.
You's was raised in the church cousin Jess. An i ain't talk in bout nana Renita.
I ain't talk in about nurse Ratched. Why don't you, go to church tomorah. With a long plain dress on. An don't speak until spoken to. An acked like a good little quaker. Your still go in to go to church. Talk in, walk in, be in a woman. Ware in any dress you want. Aint yeah Lithgow an your wesleyan methodist. Don't allow no dance in. What have you been do in sense you was eight. An what do you love to do. DANCE You go in to quit the floor exercise to. Lithgow's way out of bounds. An way outside the church. With get in that town boundry passed. An the rock quarry closed. Ban on dance in. I'll tell yeah this though. Lora, kevin, an me, left mill after work. Ta tip a few back. We ended up over the otherside of Mulberry Hill. In Hazard of all places. An of all people to run into. Jessica Simpson an her plastic stills self. She can't make moonshine like her granddad. Coppers were it's at. Ain't Curtis fault general Lee's dead. Shouldn't been hunt in, near Leows camp.
Anyhow we all went to ed walkers. Pulled into the drive in. Was no were's the beef. I figured I could win thad T-shirt. This aint't no wendy's fish in story. Thad hub cap burger. Was five pounds of no joke. Getter done, almost got her done in forty five. Might as well been the whole angus. Jess goes
BA keeps it up. I sware he get's me from behind. With them little horns. One more time We all goin be eat in good this winter. Cousin Jess real reason you was there. Was Lora an them roller skates. In them daisy dukes. That Singer girl ain't nothin but trouble. You need ta be in cloud county. An eat in at scoopers were you belong. Keep in that baby face. An not come in back. With black eyes, look in like elephant man. Avery goes
Anyhow when we rolled in. Toward the back,by this big oak. I see...get ready for it...Both doors wide open. The uglyest forein car ever made. An was not stuck in no neutral,our in no zone. Who's car is always break in down. All over town,an you see walk in everywere. Get ready here it come...(sip of bottle) Lithgow and Miss Dianne, out front of his saab. In back of that big oak. Under them string glow lights. With almost paradise, play in kissy face, an dance in. Sick I tell yeah. SICK SICK SICK Probably why i didn't win. Jess goes
Yeah all, i think a dance would be kinda nice. We should have one out here. Bell hit play on that boombox. Let's listen to some Reba. Fast forward my moma's mix tape. Ta is there life out there. Jess why don't you put that bottle down. An go light that fire. Kristie goes
Girl I couldn't get much higher. I'll light this night on fire. Jess goes
Come on baby light my fire. Nick thank you for bringing in the wood. Kristie goes
It's ah woodchuck full. Ain't much the chucks,chucked out there. Move out dah way Jess wud you find Nick goes
It ain't no superduck full. Hold on it's caked in dirt. A seven year Bill an Bob chip. Dizzy take your load off. In that archie bunker right there. That's what im talk in bout. You all in our family know.
WHY'z this is QUAHCOZY'z
That's the uglyest tartan thing ive ever seen. Dizzy reach round side there pull up. that's the ticket You'z got the cutest little feet. Susposed ta storm tomarrow. You two,archie whirldwind chasers goin out.Bell goes
Crow-Tin-Lion is paced, an axle ready to go.Kristie goes
Thad dodge is ah beast. I enjoyed work in on her.Bell goes
Well that ain't very Belladuck like Bell.
Well Joe you should be less Brett like. You catch, not come in off third. Your one behind plate, talk in most trash. Chuck deserved it though. We all fell over laugh in. When Youngs ponched yeah back. Crack in them knucles, on your mask. Sent them Hazard boys. Home run in thad day. Jesse James over there, get in arested. Officer dipstick got it out for yeah. Should been Youngs get in arested. Hey duck comander you got a dip. Bell goes
Naw i quit, kingduck is jesus. I don't care about politics.Joe goes
You go ta church don't yeah. They's all about politics. Tell in women, what they should, an shouldn't ware. How ta talk,walk, an act. Thad wesleyan church yeah all go to. Same one my grandpa went to before world war two. An same one dad an me. Used to go to. With all there teetotalism, an fake smiles. Talk in trash, about my dad, behind his back. Most of which tip a few back. After church themselves an drive. Were ever there get in to. Grandpa,dad, are both vets. I will someday make three. Both drank old milwaukee. I make that three. The father,the son,an your holy ghost. Took my Billy Bob Bell.
Happy, Happy, happy,
You got one picked out yet. kw,ku, our k-state. That would be alot juggle in. You goin ta do a flash, our keep em all. Up in the air, like ah trick. kw be bess bet. Yeah still refurbish in the mission. For the troupe Juggleduck, try twelve balls. Don't know how you can see. With them glasses behind that duck head. That's no talking heads. Our speaking in tounges. Little creature he is not. Hasn't got his head shrunken yet. That right there my friends. Is a walk in,talk in,fun love in,Orkanduck. Thad production, we all put in on. Would be a touch of perfection with. Wad you think my duck bud'z.
WHY'z WE'z gonna BE'z QUAHGROOVIN MY'z lovelings.
That's what im talk in bout. Jess goes
That don't look like . A touch of perfection there Jess, old crow.Joe goes
When i drink to the moon. I only drink Cooters shine. After thad swollow an burn. I don't become delirious. But a mad scientist. Become a werewolf I go to the pet cemetery. Howl an bark at the moon. After shine i come alive. An shining, with psychic abilities, cruise ta nurse Ratched"s. An deal deal with her, super natural forces. Of self catholicism An with a nice hello of her vatican rule.
Here's Johny
wait till she drifts off. Into her disillusioned , ozzie & harret dreams. An go get us dozen bearclaws. Plus one, leave it with a note.
ALL WORK AN NO PLAY
MAKES JACK A DULL
BoY
Naw though, this crow im sip in on. Come from the back of ed walkers. Cause like i said. I don't drink no Jessica plastic stills Simpson shine. An this purdy shiner here, come from Youngs. He ate him some crow though.
God eat eth not his words When he hath once spoken Psalms62 Kristie goes
CaaW CaaW CaaW
Ain't no Jim Crow here. You want a sip my duck bud Jess goes
WHY'z I'z don't QUAHDINK ABSAROKA'S
General Lee shine it ain't Grant use ta drink enough of it though. Ta were he was reported to Lincoln. Who snobly said,can you tell me were he get's it. So i can send. Every general in the field. A barrel of it. I dig this couch Nick. It's still got her. Little chaco taco stain in it. They'd both be proud of yeah. With those Woolen macho chaps of yours. My dad would bust up every time. Yeah used to do. That twirkin ritual of yours. Before get in ,in the shoot. There probably both in hell as we speak. Drink in an old milwhukee, laugh in bout it. Ain't no lake of fire & fry.
Nick looks back up at Bell. Waaya-Tonah-Toesits-kahn Chaco
It's what he yells. Every time he comes out the shoot. Means planket of sun. How's that saddle uncle Frank give yeah. Jess goes
All 80's an 90's ,Officer Carter and him been work in with me.Nick goes
You'll get like Jackson yet. Jess goes
Sundown's were it's at. When im ride in her. We jus kinda become one. An i forget about things.Nick goes
Your jus like a regular Dock Scurlock. Regulators mount up
Let's go ta Hazard , an get them Murphy boys.Jess goes
He who sows the wind. Will reap the wirlwind. Besides Billy i'd rather ride next to Yen Sun at sundown.Nick goes
Forget about things not. You all don't forget. When my moma used to barrel race. They's all used ta party after the rodeo. An Billy ScareCrow Bob, come pop in out the barrel. With nothin but that red nose on. Best fairground an rodeo story ever. An one my dad an your mom. Will never forget He was as good as they s they come. An were you get. Your beautiful cowboy poetry from. Little avery goes
Well i think im go in,ta ease on down the road.
Yeah need ta ease back down. That yellow brick road. To the farm, were you belong.Little Avery goes
Well Munchkin,the good witch is gone. An your free
My daddys the only one calls me munchkin. An yeah better hope. He get's yeah, before Roscoe does. My moma ain't here. To free no scarecrow.Little Avery goes
Least you got Cris now. To kiss your forehead. For magical protection from harm.Jess goes
You think that crow. Is gonna help you. With the wicked witch of the west. You see what your doin . To yourself don't yeah. Use your brain cousin Jess. Same thing she done to your dad. Is start in to happen to you. None of us in this here room. Need a crystal ball. To see were this is goin. Yeah know your dad. After your mom OD, an he left. Became a drug and alcohol counselor. Little Avery goes
Nurse Ratched ain't win in. I drink my own kool-aid. I can't be programed, controlled, our manipulated. To fit in thad purdy little box. Im outside that box.
Respect my authority, Cartman she be,Cartman i be not. Combo's of reward, an subtle shame. Into the melting humiliation. No one understands our see's. There be in controlled by routine operation. No scarecrow set on fire. No need to toss bucket of water. Toto isn't pull in back,this fraud curtain. Melting back into self-rightious. Shame it will go.
Behond ordinary I be
Behond possession I be
Behond narrow I be
Behond expectation I be
Fenced in i will not be be. Wide open I go . Reach in out to the highest pentacle.
WE SHALL GO
Thad be love my friends
Sheldon quit launch in, Evil Knievel into Sissy. You might want ta figure out. How not to fly,over them handle bars. An crack in thad skull. Off that new ramp we built.
Yeah Sheldon, im try in ta listen ta the story. Member when we used ta go. To grandpa an grandma's. An we would all. Watch wizard of oz together. I used to look over at grandma's case. An all of em. Would jus come alive. Like they's was all Really walk in down. That yellow brick road together. Mom say's im go in, to have them some day. Imna have em in me an Kevin's house someday. After we get married. Jus like in ours. Sep over the tv. So we can watch em. All come alive together.
Ok,Ok, so you guy's want to hear the rest.
Anyhow when it rains look for rainbows.
When it's dark look for stars.
Back over the rainbow we go. Were things have a funny way. Of work in out.
You ain't drive in to no Hazard. Quit think in with your little wiggly. There's plenty of Lora's right here. Eat yeah one them piggly wiggly's. An use thad big head of yours. I've only sucked a few suds down. Old Willey an me, will take you home. Besides your truck ain't no charger. Duke boy's you ain't. Jesse James had a horse. An we all got plenty of bearclaws. You got plenty of courage. You don't need a medal to the heart. Like your dad, he's always with you. I'll tell yeah,somethin yeah don't know. When your dad was up at the va hospital. An that witch was flyin. Around on that broomstick. Spread in thoughs lies, an spells of witchery. My dad went up to see him. He couldn't understand for the life of him. Why P.T.S.D. was an excuse. Not for you to see your dad. Cause he wanted to yeah know. Wasn't nothin either,one of em could do. Cause thad Holier-than-thou witch. Had the upper hand. With custody of you an all. Jess what are you goin to do. After you have that broomstick.Bell goes
That house that's spinning through the air. Is a tripple twisting double back. With no monkey on my back, sweeping me away. Im a twister, that don't think, an im free. It all jus melts away. When i land, i don't bump my head miss Gulch. I own the floor with dance monkey. When my head tilts up. An my eyes go up. I smile to mom in heaven. An say thank you Jesus. Ain't no witch, on a broomstick.
Take in my mojo
Doors sound bout right know. Kristie hit that mix, on your moma's mix tape. Let's get some mojo risin in here. Girl that hair look good. You go down ta hc without me. Why in the aqua net hold. Would you do that. When yeahs chase in storms. My lord girl that big hair, ain't gonna hold. Little Avery goes
That hair's not holding for a storm. That's for AJ, an the two arm they do. The arm on bottom. The arm on the top. An that warm look in the eyes. I call it the armacallit. Joe goes
It's not for AJ. I like to look good for myself. Were best friends, weird science boy. Get that bra off your head. An mind out the gutter. Go find yeah a girlfriend. Don't need ta make you one. That ain't no electrodes hooked up. An run in through no doll. That's energy between us. An i'll tell you something, yeah don't know. Yeah don't hear, what you don't see. We say together,No One Fights Alone.
An we got all the power we need. No need for gov't computer. Our serge of Lisa's unlimited magical powers. Thad ain't no cadillac, AJ an me ride in. That's CROW-TIN-LION, she ain't no tiva either. We ride high with 3" lift. Ain't no ford either. We charge in hard in my ram. We only go four wheel drive round here. Them boys on storm chasers. Ain't from no country either. Them are mickey baja claws, claw in all the way. We don't need no fancy equipment. We got brains radar in her. Avery you've come along way, sense jumpin gymnastics. All aroundate Hazard. Don't stand a chance. You goin get that second one this year. Kristie goes
Kristie love is blind. What are you going to do. When that thunder rolls. An that lightning strikes. Don't you think that's dumb. Your not delivering dogs. Dumber is that puppy-grooming truck. Is going ta get more than dirty. Those are not snowflakes your chasing. Why don't you become a pet detective. You like dolphins, there in your room.Joe goes
I don't lose control. When i go off the rode Ventura. We doin way over thirty. It's all aces, no deuces. Jesus holds my hand.
Jesus doesn't hold anybody's hand Kristie. Moral law is hard and straight. Moral law is narrow. It is not soft. This is christianity Kristie. Joe goes
Faith is not about everything turning out ok. Faith is about being ok. No matter how things turn out. Kristie goes
Rember when we all piled in. That old white van. You guys picked up John from greenbrae movie theatre. After he got done clean in. An they both go. harrisonville family fire works, is were it's at. We all got excited. Cause we never been to Harrisonville before. An when we was all comin in the drive. Seen big mill, the old windmill. An Joe was reading that book. About the boy over in africa. Who come from a family farm of farmers. They's couldn't get the crops to grow. So the boy made them a wind . An god harnessed the wind. An there crops grew. An you spun that big wheel. Ta win that forty eight shot, black jack color war. You dropped your poor head. John said to your mom. Yeah want make some noise. Your mom took a long drag. Off that Joe cool. Looked over and goes. Let's make some noise. An your dad pulled out his wallet. Give you the money. An we got the godfather. An you could hardly carry it out. So i helped you. I still think about. When we was walk out. An looked up, how big that american flag,tent really was. Best firework story ever. Little Avery goes
That story ain't done yet. Can't forget my mom's, pan hop in, pop in, frog legs. Yeah know before we moved to town. There were times i'd feel real low. An things would get kinda heavy. With tryin ta take care of daddy an brain. An i swear i could. Sometimes still smell em. An for some reason. Images would come into my head. Clear as day, of the silo cross the rode. With that faded silver reflectin, down into the wheat. Mom would walk with Joe an me. To the end of the yard. An stop at our big satellite dish. We'd take off running for the bus. That's when i started talking to her. Most of the time though it smelled . Like brains butt bombs. He let out all over the house. Avery you pulled out, them electric ave you liked. We wasn't goin to no London our riots though. That was no ave we were ro on. We was roll in down eighty one. Daddy kissed mom, pull of coors, an yelled. ROLL ON
Sunset an we were set.
roll on daddy till
yeah get back home
You and me giggled like the little girls we were. Spread our blanket out to share. An we were all. Ready for that pan hop in, pop in good time. I looked over at mom. She was peel in the top back. On her coors light. Jess was reachin in the cooler.With his finger, inch in towards a beer. With his other hand behind his back. Nick was bent down low. Grab in the other. Mom had the can to her lips. Look in out the corner of her eye. Poisioning there brain washed minds. out the boombox Boys will be boys. That's probably the first time. Them boys started think in. With them little wiggly they got. I know it was there first taste of beer. Cause they both ended up. On the other side the Hill. Watch in fireworks from Hazard. No more war pigs have the power. Mom and dads lawn chairs tilted, in toward each other. Dad yells over everyone. God has struck the hour. They both clicked there beer cans together. Dad say's, HERE'S TO MIKE. Yeah all know Uncle Mike. After he came back from vietnam. He was all messed up. An no one cared. Dad looked over an winked at me.
I had Pinky Pie
and you had
Apple Jack member
The fireworks looked beautiful. That night over Mulberry Hill. Kristie goes
Best firework story ever Little Avery goes
I think we are all over looking something here. There's a talking duck. On what you call. That Archie Bunker chair over there. Those are not duck feet. Those appear to be slippers. On his feet... duck feet. Those feet also appear. To be the sme feet. Kristie had as a child. Slippers Sully Slipper feet. Dizzy gives the best hugs. Yeah get a warm vibe. That vibrates from head to toe. Don't be scared Joe hug 😍😂💁em. Kristie goes
You said came through the clouds. Riding on an egg. This egg had arms. An this egg was holding a suite case. Both of you, appeared to have seen him. Turning in a circle motion. Spin in himself all dizzy. as you say
He was talking to a banana. as you say
This banana was talking back. as if i not say
This flying egg your talking about. Had one big eye. that you imagined Avery
Containing a galaxy of stars, with in. as if i not say
Spin in like a funnel cloud. as you do say
Beautiful twinklin stars like a pinwheel. Swirling from amber that faded off. Into the prettiest purple ever. That you beautifully imagined Avery. This put you in some sort of hypnotic trance like state. neither the less
In this trance state. Images our memories we shall call them. First moment your eyes. Met your mothers eyes. These are not lyin eyes. You were wrapped in white you were. My word, looking down upon you. In her arms you were. Up you looked upon her. My word was it 19,26,27 images after. Holy John BA cow, memories we shall call them. Of you and your mother. God rest her soul, till the end. as i do say
A warm vibration started to vibrate, with in you. That vibrated throughout your entire body. My word holy Luke Ba cow. This sounds a lot like paradise. Was it 8,23,43, how many seconds, our did you say. It was over in a blink of an eye. as you do say Bach over Mulberry Hill. It flew away,with a trail of rainbow dust. As it made it's way. That you both beautifully imagined anyway. This my friends is not possible. This is not in the bible.as i do say
Joe you can't handle the truth.
Objection, overruled,order in the court. My question to you Slipper Feet. Sunk in that old chair over there. Looking quite comfortable, with your furry little slipper feet. Moving up, an down to the beat. Were exactly is this planet Ork.
WHY'z thank you joe'z. WHY'z this is great fun'z. Jus past the restaurant, at the end OF'z the universe. Right before the last star. At the OF'z the last galaxy.
Hum ok...Oh yes rase your right hand fur ball. I can't seem to find a bible anywhere. Hum ok...we are far behond the age of enlightenment anyway. Let us proceed on through Aquarius. There is nothing common in this era. I do not know of any other. How many light years by twelve. I believe this is not gyroscopic. However an i do say, we are microscopic. With dilemma out of the way. Eyes wide open to pray. A little mouse for want of stairs❤️🙈💕. Issac ran up a rope to say it's prayers. With a blink of an eye. There is no getting out of this trilemma. There is no year zero. AD has passed away. Heavenly body's sway two thousand one hundred, fifty years away. The kingdom of heaven will be here. All piggly wiggly in the air. Our last supper is near. There's caramel from his beak. There's a Slipper feet near. There is no caramel. Through Milky Way. Only carmel this way,the american way. Did you float on milk through the milky way. cadbury's not the only way. An egg flying through the milky way. Oxford is the way. There is no british chocolatier this way. Do we say this is a poache egg. There is a duck. Who has come to play. Mars is far away. as i do say Four horses coming this way. Mars is not the way. Did you stop to play. Did martains feed you a bar. Did it have a nougat with in. Was it sweet as honey. In your mouth back that way. Four planets away,angels this way. Sea and earth here to stay. Seven chocolate bars away. Stomach full, and bitter it shall go. Back this way my friends. come this way
Were bun bars are made. With the sweat smell of maple. Made this way, the Reggie Jackson way. Disc shape, coated milk,peanut butter filled. Bought, sold, traded any which way. It's all a cluster anyway. Can't have peanuts any which way. Were royals fans round here anyway. No judge hear, no bar to pass. Im going to kwu. Jesus leads the way. Freedom is on it's way. Reeds as cattails on a pond. Forty two months it will go. Don't tread on me. Mom's pan hop in, pop in, frog legs. Are here to stay. Let heaven shut, an let there be no rain. Let the wheat be strong, till that day. Angels and demons will come to play. Sodom and Egypt will rain. No body's in the grave. Breaking breads the way. Bread basket leads the way. Dipped in blood this way. Eucharist we shall play. Lords supper is on it's way. Clothed with sun, moon under, her feet. Dad was a missionary. Still with us, to this very day. Saint Pauls a long way. My sisters feet hit the floor. bit-o-honey 😎😍in early mourn. Satan says up again . Not nut goodie, not that goody again. Satan go away Goodwin's the name.
NEVER THE END Dizzy From