Over Mulberry Hill,
The earfth’s wobbleds little bits, bouts dis muches me’s spects. Joe’s puts you’s hand downs. You’s no’s kindersgardens yets. The axis of’s her’s be’s god’s do in’s she no’s loner’s points exactlys sames ways. Thems says the Egyptians norfths star outs on’s a’s date, causes it’s moved. Thems astronomers calls it’s Polaris. No’s Nick nots naows no’s polars bears. Be’s to’s us animals eyes frozens in’s the sky. She’s wobbles me’s granpaabram’s say gobbles gobble puts hands downs we’s knows you’s exciteds bouts the schools. Nick me’s already knows you’s cantse hear. Granpaabram’s hims say me’s loves you’s Nicky’s. Take thousands of animals years slow likes top axis does. New stars comes an’s new stars go’s. This be’s hows it goes. Thems twelves thems twelves tribes spread. These be’s souls spreads. This be’s ours Aquarius.Me’s animals horoscope nots be’s the soul scope. This be’s no’s me’s animals polor shift. In’s no’s animals life. The age of’s me’s animals Aquarius me’s animals die. Me’s loves me’s animals thems kill them selves. See’s me’s kids me’s speaks froughs me’s little big man’s Jess.
We wadn’t think in bout skip in a cross the water quite yet. He was up fore the rooster crow. Smoke day in the Wild West. Done did prep time. Smoke em all hears to our gone. Whole hog done bought. Podunk don’t duck we honor our sacrifice. When yous bout dig some of my hog some of my side. Bow your head with me if you like. My home my country our heaven’s country our free country kill ‘em all till theirs no war pigs. Please bow your heads if you like. Image of a soul went home for his sacrifice. We love thank you heaven, in our Jesus name amen.
Always big truck in, big smoke in, big bbq in, in the land of the free the brave. In Christ •••
Georgie Roses little lady done left the farm down at city park. With chick of the week. Good luck catch in em if you can. Someone done bought up all them eggs.
Split tounge exotics 8 little piggys this morn. All spoken for
Mona’s a mini pot papa is a Juliana be a mini Thad be cross be cross breed.
The Man come payed for all their baby piggies. They said an I quote“them piggies are gonna be free piggies to adopt who them piggies want to adopt”.
The price The Man payed. They go on further to say. An I quote“The Man is out his mind”. we ain’t ever tell in, how much The Man payed for them their piggies.
Folks they wouldn’t tell me like they said an I quote me”The Man mus be out his right mind.” I in quote
It’s become a past time academic journalist an marketers coined mainstreamed and treaded.
Your The “lost generation” who lived through world war 1.
Your”The Greatest Generation” Who lived through work war 2. g.I. Stands for two thing general issue government issue silent generation kids to young to fight.
Fathers an mothers we don’t issue no manifestos. It was a small generation. They where sandwiched in. An their kids went at it like rabbits. The boomers who’s boom, solders come in home who’s boom.
Theys call us the slacker generation. More realist than our predecesors. Tales from an accelerated culture. It’s gonna stick cause Coupland wrote the book. Y because he thinks we’re lazy. We don’t care what Neil’s book generations our if you like the word they use preeminent expert. Jus cause he’s write in dozen more on millennials.
Y to the Z how many more. Let’s go to the G K A we all say, to the ymca we ain’t got no no ymca, go to the D D A we all say. Had them a trip out the county. Both ladys make in them memories count at the ks Nelson -Atkinson art museum of art.
That picture between their heads be her art. Congratulations from all of us Daegen De Graff get in that scholarship. DeGraff an she quotes The Man said”wad we need hear in Christ county are soulships everyone graduate in this hear jesusfied county be get one”. Deafen unquote
Linda Berkeley, Tricia Kirsten, Kiana Champlain, Tyrel Peters, an Megan Barr to in Christ community.
Thanks to you for all you do for our cloud county lions club. Happy soul birthday to Naomi Walton. The Man was reported say in and say:what a lioness was your mother around lions.
This be from 19.2 us kids did our research for these hear articles. Apparently outside the county lionesses are not allowed to join the club. Being you know lions an all. Habit loss conflicts with humans an all. Lions an all you know being. The birds an the bees. Every one’s godda eat. Created equal Lionesses protect the meek. These days they both bring home the meet. If they all wanna meet let ‘em be.
The bees are stirring-birds are on the wing an I the while the sole unbury thing, no honey make, nor paid, nor build, nor sing what soul create. The storms of life we have no storms in Christ, we don’t know the way, we find our way in Christ, we don’t need hope, listen to the word, their is peace in Christ heaven guides our ways. Out the county run in north out the county be Ottawa. Lionesses reported chasing panTherese’s. Lions can pray all they want. Fact remains lions cannot catch panthers.
Thanksgoes out to Baily Buckley an Michael Ashland.
Species be p. concolor bionomial name puma concolor subspecies p.c cougars Jazlyn Hendershot an Noah Wood junior high lifters pressed curled an benched non stop from hybrid to pride most improved to become the first ever junior high panthers.
Further more our grandmas are cougars”we the junior high panthers are not mascots welcome to our wild Wild West”. the junior high panthers unquote
Lincoln are you smarter than a 5th grader. The life of Washington Profit. Perfect role why do you need. A cherry fifth edition myth model. No George Tree soul no life family. Consciousness concept of mental image mystical insight. Physical sensation perception if you like. Doors of perception if you want how you want. We don’t interpret the light in Christ. You enjoy your experience soul life not a human life in Christ. I’m a Kearn my ancestors helped write the third book Aquarius.
Gena Kearn art quotes The Man said” the Celtic crosses more intricate than I’ve ever seen. It’s like looking to them for the first time the rich blues really do set off the yellows the sunflowers really do pop off the paper now don’t they now You really are a joy filled flower
the pre-order special no prints originals
all of them”enduring roots collection”
don’t worry bout bonus gift
Miracles are for the brain gifts are for your soul. An you be get in one from The Man” unquote to quote it was a wicked crazy amount he payed The Man out his mind OH MY GOSH!! unquote
Human generations will come mans generation will go.
Call us what you like.
Until 2050 the in Christ generation.
x is for xinomauro a grape x for your no lazy generation.
We further state no founders no parents no one at senior interview day were involved in write in of this hear paper.
Thank you Mr. Covel for all you do for us.
Klye Mc Fadden, Carter Riley, Dakota Brockman, Leathan Stevens,Sean Covel, and Dylan Morris thank you for being yous •••thank yous senior interview day
they talked bout benefits of livin laugh in an love in in a small county.
Further we would like to add all though 11 of us voted no. One snooze in late night. 13 be The Bakers no act would like to A.C. No Lincoln county buffalos where harmed. Who also would like to state. The Man said to this man our man13 stated above. The man would would you like a white Buffalo. In this hear county in Christ county that is.
We are cloud county high school.
We are not students.
We have no your inter child.
We live behind our heart.
Like a five ole like the meek.
We are are not like the meek.
Our is a kid no heart.
this is why
We call ourselves KIDS
Young Men Women We Are
In Christ Anonymous We Are
We Create Every Article Together
We have no news
We have no politics
We have no laws
We have no editor-in-chief- held accountable to tell staff what they can an can not do
We have no editor
We have no boss heirarcy is malarkey
We have no lobbiest
We have no advertisement
gone astray for medications
We don’t care bout professional roles
Tom Brokaw does not live in our county
We don’t care about your role model
Faith we don’t care about her Hill
call it entertainment if you like
We Write As A Group Together
how we like
We Dont Have Rules
We Do What We Like
When We Like
How We Like
When We Like
How We Like
When We Like
We don’t have to have a job.
We don’t have to have to work.
We all like to write.
We As A Group How We Like
we all got a high school soul ship
to do with how we like
In Christ Anonymous We Are One
Heaven Guides Our Way
We Are The Bakers Dozen
We Like To Write•••
This article is in memory of
Generation after generation after generation ask in all of us around the county including all seven.
Where the good news at
You made it back to us
we all thank you
me’s grandpas antse nevers gonna die
from you know who anonymous
I ain’t dead yet I said I ain’t dead yet
He’s talk in sense to Renita Ray Ray
Ray look back up top
The Good news In Christ County Paper
The old hag Renita she would like us to believe she is human. An tis on that belief she based her clam to be queen. But she has no daughter of Eve. Old hag Nita is believed to sit on your chest. Is believed to be sleep paralysis state of wake in up or Fallon asleep in which one is conscious but is unable to move or speak. It is a German superstition.
I said mush look down now.
change form thrice
speak thrice do I look like a kitty cat
your court will not grin your look in glass will not look back stay away from the kids
silence off thrice
mush look up
me’s say no’s look at me’s Liddle Lady’s me’s say no’s look at me’s
im’s no’s butterfly
Preserves hers faithfulness protects women’s froms rapes whiles they in’s the crusades thems lady’s us wait.
Mays me’s gives it’s chastity belt.
Mush I said turn your head
Nancy I didn’t see no burn in bush. You grab me one out cooler. I’m bout done Eid this whine. I give one shits bout no bush administrations. I give two shit bout no lobbyists in Washington. One church received one million dollars cock oh my Nancy
How I’ve long ta gather my hens an chicks together. Suck in government sell in them rings roun the world. Biggest profit come in from right in US. Aint nothin like bein a capitalist home of our land of free democracy. Organize in hole thing myself. Down at my church. Sell in ring is wear its at. Plus you’s can’t go wrong with my bible. The church gonna make me a saint some day don’t yah know. Once they get down here an investigate. I’m a get us some more witnesses. That seen the miracle Jesus performed for me. Thank you Nancy this bush ain’t to bad. Ain’t burn in like mine. Anyway tween me an you. My miracle is jus what we need. It’s been done more than once. That will put my church on the map you understand.
That means my church gets a percent. If you understand what I’m sayin.
Ethel bless her heart and hope to die.
Well I shouldn’t two is always my limit. Thank you Nancy anyway early Christianity had no specific doctrine of original sin prior the church. The idea came from you know envy you don’t know men you know. The moderation of sexual desire is required to be virtuous. Reason will and desire can harmoniously . Sexual acts adultry fortification I’m not speaking to loud am I masturbation and prostitution. Lust are immoral due to lust. Latin castus cut off virtuous pure from unlawful sexual intercourse.
Which like a child means curbing. Which is like a child which are sheep you don’t know what I’m saying.
You know the Jews an the Muslim god forbid. Sexual purity is where it’s at. Let me give you the run down of what I am doing. Assessments designed to assess church member spiritual growth potential church revitalization efforts for church planning. Now in the church. Products created by non-sbc persons entities Baptist faith and message. Will not sell products works by authors who disagree with its policies. Don’t endorse same-sex marriage being this is a sinful life style. The treat of which requires church members be ready when homos devastates . Xxxxx of the Baptist faith an message.
You know what I’m saying don’t you. The church has themselves a ceo. I have a rain deer. Retail stores in certain markets. Reflecting an exspansion of things produced by others. Who cares what the product is as long as we the church ain’t do in it.
Nancy we’ve known each other for years it ain’t say it’s a way they jus weren’t a right fit.
You figure and I do love to add. My church has 73 billion in assets. With 1.33 billion members. We are world wide and we are growing. Them poor countries don’t have no education. That means my church has great influence. This means my church can freed them. This means more members for my church. My church even has its own embassies. My church has our lobbyist. Our own senators our own representatives goes all the way down. My church guides our sheep. In the direction god has intended. The two party system don’t matter we got both. If you want to get elected well that vote goes our way. They like what they got and dont want to loose it. The middle class is where it’s at.?I thank god we live in a free country. E-commerce side of business.?Media publish in distribution division second largest. Southern Baptist convention I’m talking two now. Receives no church funding through lifeways aquired serendipity house. A publisher of bible studies for small groups. Announced building would be sold workforce continue trend of remote working. They cut staff close 170 stores. Two months later closed all of ‘em. Serendipity re-branded stores under life way banner. An officially changed its name. Published facts an trends an assessments designed to asses . Publications targeted towards pastors and ministry leaders. Change in words is all it is. Was north american mission board then life way took over. Who cares about Jimmy Carter and that habitat for humanity. And that nation youth project a week preparing damaged homes. Don’t do god’s work the long run. Their flock dont realize pastors ministers reverends they do what their churches hierarchy says to do. An my church holds all the wool. My church cross the globe has 277,000 square miles. The missions and missionaries can only do so much.
You know Nancy we are in revelations as we speak. My god is coming. He is your god as well as this world. Jesus loves you in heaven. My church is trying to save you all from hell. We got Jessica not Simpson Johnson. We got Miley Cyrus she’s a Disney star you know. You know Pastor Denny Pattyn the shift in America where premarital abstinence will become the rule rather than the exception. The Jones brothers could literally have sex with any girl they want. God bless them young men’s hearts. Not to mention Britney Spears. My church is put in everyone on the right path to salvation. The youth is where it’s at. My church is funding all the mother churches. We are promote in programs with youth rallies. With christian music concerts. Not jus with any group mind you. Britney is not like a virgin but an actual virgin. The Jews at Disney know what their doing. They take fresh faced teens out of obscurity an build a wholesome brand. Spears is one hell of a product. An good for our sheep as well. World assemblies god’s fellowship. Campaign is spreading making use of Valentine’s Day. Concerts provide opportunity for adolescents to get in step our be left out of god’s plan. That new paper is nothing but blasphemy my Catholic Church is not taking advantage of evangelical christians. Protestants only absence only. The silver ring thing the sheep don’t know. What me an the church know. They just lowered age for sex education in the schools. Not in my county they haven’t. When they do Jesus just might want pre-teens sign a pledge an have a promise ring. I can have the silver ring thing. I can have the purity ring thing. I can have I’m a virgin ring thing. I might even start I’m a born again virgin.
I don’t know what the fuss is about. They can’t do anything about . Ain’t like their our animals their doing the testing on. They got china doing all our testing.
As you already know Nancy. Pure as you know Bouledoque Francais . He is no bulldog. He is pure bred. French club of America where formed by women you know. They created the breed standard. Erect bat ear is correct as you now know. The judge in question. An we all know he drinks that white light god awful moonshine. I got him elected. My church will not allow such abuse of god’s give in privilege. This kind of sense is nonsense.
I worked hard getting the right fit. For members of my church. On the board of county commissioners. For the good of our county. So we could move forward to have our very own sole commissioner.Anyway Frenchy has put on a little weight an has gotten a little older. My man is still winning ribbons for me isn’t he though. Anyway my Avon as you know is not door to door. My creams my makeup and my skin care I buy in bulk.
Your always invited to my house Nancy. You are my sister in law after all.
Show your faith my Jesus bible time stickers. I get in bulk rolls. Go on all my Avon products. From crown of thorns blood running down from forehead all the way down dark black shadows for the no eyes sunk in. The arrow through the head adds a nice all though I don’t know why.
Harm ruin an loss the cost my Christ payed. To help children find their salvation. I buy might childrens stickers in bulk. I sell seven at a time for god’s perfection. Children need to get in step with perfection.
My bridge game four dealsdeal passed out, does not count as one of the deals, I only allow twenty minutes, part score contracts, I have seven players at one time, to participate, partnership will rotate, each set four deals, valnerability I determine, second and third dealers side is never valnurable.
I give an provide opportunities for income. She explained her technique. I do not explain mine. She had parties I do not have parties. To explain my bowls unique qualities. My bowl are square not round. She caught the attention of a admirer. How savvy of a woman she was.
He called upon her an asked her.
Her secret for success. She then explained her technique. Recall corporation bought Tupperware out 16 million. Tipper divorced his wife. Became a commie moved to Costa Rica and became their citizen.
I am hardly a tipper ware lady. My Tupperware is rubber Minos maid. Minus the maid however I have asked my sister. Many times if she would like a job. I have told her more than once occasion. She could have my special Avon makeup and accessories. At a discount not just any discount offer but at god’s discount price. After all she is my sister.
Thompson medical company went private. I buy my stickers in bulk.
Trust my god dexatrim goes hand in hand with god all things are possible slim fast I got strawberry chocolate and vanilla to help my supplements go down. Their going to sell out mine always do.
I got I am a child of god tic not just any tax fruit adventure.
I got cigarette candy kings of course.
I cover with Jesus is god stickers.
Which my grand daughter enjoys quite much. Brings me joy watching her excitement build. When she done with the sticker in.
When she done with the sticker in.
An takes her free pack home with her. Jesus is lord and the lord is good to me.
Nancy an our lord god can be good to you as well.
I really shouldn’t Nancy
one more for the road as they say
I can not image what you have to deal with. They must be so much work I can hardly imagine.
I do believe in second chances. Some of those girls you have to deal with. Are better left for god to deal with. My church is going to buy that girls you work at. I am going to see to it you are take in care of. They belong in prison where they came from. They are not safe to be around our community. I have tried countless times to minister to their needs.
You’ve seen my bumber sticker on Lexi my Lexus.
Theirs a reason Noah’s Ark is in the middle of the rainbow. Promise at the top pride at the bottom. Those two girls have no pride. My god it’s discussing to watch.
We don’t care for your god.
salvation is at hand except our go to hell
I went personally three different times to that god awful place you work at. It’s against god’s law let them burn in hell.
Then our lord Jesus Christ in Christ name we have tried. We the church have tried. Jesus have mercy on their souls. Our brother and our Peace Officer Roscoe Pee Coltrane God’s work.
They are being sent away from our county. It’s for the good of our children the safety and protection of our youth.
God awful protestants hazard county is where trash belongs. And may god have mercy on their homo souls.
God is good and will be good to you Nancy.
I have some in my purse.
Folio Mondavis grand hyatts exclusively available to their consumers. Everyone is chasing the perfect bite. Private label wine profit margins have doubled those of branded wines. Denominations reshape their organizational patterns
Patching an old cloak with a new piece of cloth, is unfamiliar in todays world. Synthetic keeps our country and county strong. No one cuts fine silk veil to patch old work clothes. As you well know.
God’s earth is 6,000 years old. The network in Armania they found fermentation jars a 15 gallon basin. Found they dated 6,100 years ago. This is the oldest evidence of god’s wine.
Zargos mountains in Iran 7,40000 years not ago 60 not miles from arat. The ark landed not a boat. Near where they planted the first grapes.
He became drunk and lay naked inside what you call a tent 9.20-21. God is speaking through me. No Renita I am a soul. That is a being speaking through soul through your brain.
I am your medicine.
I am a ouroboros I am soul.
My lower soul ate the snake.
I am a higher soul I am full soul. I am outside this walking body. I am here to hurt your lower soul you. That is your animal talking right now. I’m letting your mush show you you. Thats hurt you have I control your soul hurt. So my medicine won’t kill your body.
Them ragheads don’t matter anyhow. A land flowing with milk and honey
from the few of heaven and the richness of the earth. May god always give you abundant harvest of grain and bountiful new wine.
I hold my bible study three times a week.
Like I said Ethan will expire.
My yard is thriving with the presence of the lord. My lions lay one each corner of my yard in bronse behind my gate.
one reads lord what wouldst thou have me do. The other he will instruct you.
St. Peter looking down towards the book at my gate in bronze. Ark above white marble pearl swirl. In god we trust. Teller god’s band tube my churches welcome to the church brochure.
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I buzz you i. Gateway to heaven.
Through St. Peter then through the rest of the twelve apostles. St. Andrew, St James, St John, St. Philip, St. Bartholomew, St. Thomas, St. Mathew, St. James, St. Simon, St. Mathias,St. Paul church fathers early church has given the keys that our doctrine has been built upon.
Sur round Eustathios steadfast those not fit to enter heaven. Between antlers framed and sketched me as a child sitting on my Jesus lap.
Sven is hardly a name fit
My raindeer in white swirl marble. Center of my fountain.
They subordinate to the trinity.
It ‘s in my church constitution of the catholic faith. Men were created after them you know. Are contained in our holy scripture. They protect the righteous they dwell in heaven and act as god’s warriors.
If you seek the name of their office
it is angel from what their spirit
from what they do angel
it was write in by Augustine of hippo
Angel in Greek is angelos you know .
Angels in bronze Gabriel and Raphael guard outside two jets hidden shoot water straight through the air for dramatic effect. Angels participate in the history of salvation. Pope Pius private revelation recognized by the authority of the church. Guardians of the catholic faith.
High priest of the heavenly sanctuary commander of the heaven’s armies. Banner scales weighing souls worthy of heaven sword ready to slay Satan.
My beloved saint Michael archangel 12:17-12 Nancy it’s in revelation you know. Michael our prince will rise and protect. He holds a message for it’s recipients the faithful to live by.
It could be a quarter a dime or silver dollar faith is blind. As you stand at hit feet wish for revelation. Open your eyes toss your coin freely into the fountain of everlasting life.
My property has twelve gates white pearl swirl marble.
City of the righteous named New Jerusalem.
You don’t know your bible 4.25 11.22 21
My paved in gold comes from 21.21. The pathway to heaven painted in concrete gold.
Nancy you know St. Peter’s tomb is below the high altar.
He started out as just a fisherman from Galilee if you don’t know.
Petros is Greek for Peter you know.
It means rock if you don’t know.
He is in Matthew he was a martyr
A shrine was built in his name. Upon himself took a leadership position amount Jesus followers. Many Christian’s chose to be buried near my St. Peter near the crucifixion .The obelisk now stands in St. Peter’s square. And is witness to his death. St. Peter’s basilica is the UNESCO world heritage site. It is the largest Christian building in the world. The dome of St. Peter is the tallest in the world. God’s temple in heaven 11:19 so you know.
My house is the temple feeling place for Jesus.
We are biggest religious Groupon the planet. Our real estate vatican paintings frescoes sculptures books manuscripts antiquities I could go on and on.
We the church are worth over a trillion. We are a country with our government to support. The health of our wealth is impossible to tally.
Not to mention our Vatican bank. Best part finances are kept hidden. My church has the power. To release financial statements when we so chose. The hierarchy must survive our parish priest never complains how are church is. I see to it our church needs are met. Unlike other priest from other counties. Who simply can not provide for our church like I do. My church diocese covers 31 counties.
The bishop of Salina has personally come and blessed .
My grounds My sanctuary My heaven here on earth.
A piece of heaven Nancy that you and your family. May be a part of.
The decimal is more than a slice of pi.
I provide for the diocese of Salina. It will never end. Roman rite Nancy come be a part of our right.
Fresh skin containers won’t suffice. Fresh wine skins are needed to keep us faithful. It keeps us open to the spirit.
Mixed nuts great value peanuts . Dry sets it up just right.
I don’t shop at you know where.
I buy in bulk god is good stickers put on just right. My nuts don’t need to come in no burlap bag. Their is no need for no caviar. Figs and combos go with jus fine.
I get up first light. John 3:16 dedicated my fish will not parish. Already in deep square Jesus fish dish rubber pre maid Jesus fish on top stickers.
In their very own galaxy commercial 30 cubic foot deep freeze.
Bussiness as usual even spiritual bussiness needs to be interpreted.
God continues things new. His followers observed the Jews. Tradition of fasting old patterns if you will. Treasured they are won’t last.
This is my bag Nancy .
One of these days
Nancy make ups creams and accessories in tupperware my first gift for you.
made figs and combos air tight my second gift just for you
take the first fish you catch;open it’s mouth and you will find a four-drachma coin
take it and give it to them for my tax and yours
it was the first fish my St. Peter caught Sea of Galilee one of the many miracles my God my Jesus your Lord performed Can you imagine Nancy how hungry he must of been.
Having been resurrected he was given grilled fish.
one of these days
Ovens are a thing of the past Nancy. A microwave is where it’s at.
Low cost mild taste tilapia My St. Peter’s Jesus Fish.
Nancy I will make you a fisher of women.
No need to look at my bag that way. It’s a real Burlington white crocodile. Some day you could have your very own.
This private label jus between me and you. California roots I pay in bulk. I don’t buy at target.
No one knows their roots.
Let us toast to you my new hostess. Until your the hostess with the most ess
Lets toast to The Heavenly Host let’s give thanks with a toast for winning The War In Heaven The Host St. Michael The Archangel The Leader Of Heaven’s Armies revelations is near. The Holy Ghost is upon us.
To my new private label ,
Fine Is God’s DivineWine
One of these days Alice
Thank You Isaiah’s King My soul family stuffy stuff friend•••••••
The moon was full over Mulberry hill. Cast in it's pretty Glow about. It was get in late. Wasn't no sound stir in, that friday night. On Ray an MA Ruth's farm. Not even the three blind mice. Which at this time were banished any how. An had made there way down ta Shreks swamp. On account of chase in MA Ruth around. Blindly all the time. Tryin ta get her, to drop them baby ruths .That so happened to be all four of em's fav.
Sissy what are you doin. You jus got that, no not your cape. That above your eye. From the coffee table. That was jus the other night.
Your goin ta have ta eat whole. Lot more them wheaties. Ta pin me Sissy. An jus cause they got. Marry Lou Retton on the box. Ain't got nothin ta do. Our goin ta help. You wrastle any better.
Shut up Sheldon, im bout ta give yeah. The whole can of woop as huh, side dish some knuckle sandwich.
OK,Ok Sissy you know that cape. Ain't goin make you fly. Cept into thad night stand. Keep eat in those wheaties though.
Anyhow little Avery came a tip toe in . On through in her nijango. Tryin be all sneaky, quite an slick, as snot like. In one hand two of granpa Ray's finest carrots. With jus touch of that. Not so hidden ranch on top. The other a pair of numb chucks. Not the Norris Chuck kind. Not if a wood chuck, could chuck wood kind. Jackie oh yeah, not tough Chuck total gym Noris kind. But as kind as Chan kind. Ole master Wu knew what she,was a doin though. Ninjango she was, an what does a ninja ware. Don't know can't see em. But them two carrot's come out quick like. Them ears weren't no bunnies. An weren't perked for no nestle quik. Naw them noses an whiskers . Was a twitch in quarter click back. When master Wu put some there fav. Not so hidden now, not so chocolatey thick. She knew they would know. So good ,ear stand in ,quick snatch in, ranch love in. Fun Minnie, love in Pearl. All around, fun love in. Aunt Tina's old goats.
Minnie in ah purdy straw hat. An Pearl in her souther bell finest dress. That cousin Jess
Sissy you want Sheldon take Sissy's dress off. Yeah all want ta hear the rest.
Anyhow so Jess , when he was little. Got into MA Ruth closet. Got out her hat with 1.98 tag still on. Hillbilly kinda like, Sissy Sheldon like,southern bell dress. Used ta sneak out. All quite like, an play dress up. Hat fur Minnie, dress for Pearl. Them two goats liked play in. Dress up so much. Ever sents been ware in em. Well little Avery made her way. On the tip idy top. Spin in like a top. Ta the very top. Ta the winda top. Spin in like a top. Eat in a baby ruth. Watch in MA Ruth, an grandpa Ray. Watch in Hee Haw. While walk in, an talk in ta Jess. On the walkie talkie. Were he was, enjoy in himself a bearclaw. An second help in, enjoy self. Bein grounded , at his granddady's . For a weekend of early morning potato pick in. Fur listen in ,ta Curtis. The finest picker Leow. Down at Jerry's garage. While buy in nana Renita smokes. With note in hand. Were he liked pet in,Old Loews dog Lobo. While Curtis played, an ole dobro,cross his knee.
Master Wu again I see.
Naw you don't see cousin Jess.
You go ta Uncle Frank's today.
Yep, an we we finished make in your Super duck. MA Ruth goin tan thad hide,yeah ain't careful. She see's thoughs bearclaws. Yeah been swipe in. From daylight doughnuts of all places. You don't need ta ack out. Know how does a ninja relax. They's kick it cousin Jess.
Jesse slipped that old tiger eye, on his finger. Slid out the winda. All quik quite, an slick as snot like. Them lightin bugs was doin there dance. As them kids made there way. Walkie an talkie in. Ta the other side of the tracks. Were Nick was behind the wheel. Admire in himself
Some years years back. Little Avery, an cousin Jess. Mom an dad were walk in . Back from daylight doughnuts . Were they were hit. By Boss Hog, while he was reach in,under the floorboard. For some of Cooters finest whitelightin.
One of those times. Yah don't want,
NoT No HoW NoT No WaY
Anyhow them kids was headed. Ta old man Burtons place. Jus little pass four corner's. Know old man Burton,back in the day. Used ta be one of the finest. Moonshine makers this side of Hazard. An in most folks views. Cloud county has the finest whitelightin. Old man Burtons grandson Cooter. Still makes to this day. Know back in the day. When Cooter was a pup. An old man Burton, an Cooter's dad. Were tryin ta out run. One Officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain. Which at the time. Was hopped up on whitelightin. They was headed back from the hardware store. Were they was buyin some copper. They swerved to avoid Minnie an Pearl. Which had got in out. On account of Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Naw that chevy wasn't headed for no levy. Naw that was a river.
Anyhow know Jess an Little Avery. Jumped in the back. Of Uncle Frank's 54 ford. Them kids was off. Bye Bye Miss American Pie, was play in.
Nick watch out, your about to drive into the levy. Joe goes
Yah quit flex in,save your macho,for macho duck. An the troupe at Uncle Frank's.Kristie goes
You sure are goin to make a pretty Kristie duck.Nick goes
Don't worry about my sister. And watch the road. Joe goes
Don't you worry, imna get us there. You worry bout bein Joe Juggle duck. An put on some of that. Right said Fred, so i can sing. Ta to sexy for my shirt. In this here mirror. Nick goes
As they all laugh, an he put's the peddle down. On thad old ford.
Yell out that winda Joe. An tell Avery leave that ninja outfit on. Till we all get there. An quit jump in round like that. Kristie goes
Sure is going to make a good Tumble duck. Joe goes
If she don't crack her skull open. Joe goes
Yah she sure is a good gymnast though. She keeps eat in thoughs wheaties. She jus might make the olympics yet. Kristie goes
Know lot of folks think. Old man Burton an his son. They still haunt in the place. Try in ta scare folks off. Cooter I'll tell yah though. Naw my dad, an granddad. Is up in heaven were they belong. Cooter don't stay out there. Anymore on account of memories. Anyhow he told the kids. They could hang out on the property. When ever they liked. Jus don't say, BETELGEUSE, BEETLE JUICE, three times. Looks like Bell under the hood. Of thad old willy's jeep. That used to belong to her granddad.Who had brought it back home, after WWII. Which her and her dad. Were work in on restore in. Along with there relationship. After he had come back . From the gulf war. Well one night Billy Bob Bell. An Bell were work in on Old Willy. Billy had take in thad last drop. Of that old milwaukee. Him an his ole man used, ta tip back. Bella wanted some taco bell. So Billy Bob run for the boarder. On a beer run. An like them kids. Uncle Frank always says. Lifes like a box of chocolate. You never know what your goin ta get. Well bout that same time. Nick's dad which both so happened. Ta have the same first names. Except for Thorton on the end. Had been down at the VFW. With his little sister. Who he liked to call Choco taco. On account of them bein her fav. Billy Bob was play in Santa. An Choco was his cute little elf. Well Billy the bad Santa that he was. Had had a couple beers at the VFV. An thought it would be ok to drive. Which he normally didn't have any kids. With him at the club. They was headed home. Jus bout ta four corners. An were come in from the east. When a raindeer that was come in from the north. Were the gravel on the road was frozen. Had come slip in an slide in. All four hulves went flyin . On by the stop sign. Well come in from the south. At thad same time. Was Ethal, who don't normally drink an drive. After her tea, with jus a splash of whitelightin. Had take in off on her lawnmower. To find Sven the raindeer. That all the kids loved so much. An is purdy rare white in color. Which alot of folks took as an olman. On account of when Renita . When she was alittle girl. Was out ride in her horse T.K. An when Sven had jus started. To sprout those antlers. Seen our father in heaven between them. Others from all over the country. Come to take a look at. Which Sven jus loves. Cause he likes to prance an show himself off. Who had got in out. On account of Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Know come in from the west. Billy Bob while reach in down. Ta get that chihuahua. He thought Bell might like. An her choco taco that had fell. When he looked back up. Billy Bob met Billy Bob eye to eye. An in a blink of an eye. It was all over.
One of those times. Yah don't want,
NoT No HoW NoT No WaY
Well grandma didn't get ran over. By a raindeer that day. Naw old Ethal is still on thad porch. To this very day. Drink in her special tea concoction. Watch in Sven prance in. Like no Prancers business. Full of that Jesus pride. Thad was give in to em.
Hey Jess seen Terry . Down at the Piggly Wiggly again. Nick goes
Oh lord not again. Why in the world. Is he always naked. In the park in lot, on them roller skates.
Don't know Jess, but Officer Dangles with them daizy dukes on. Was chase in him around again. An Terry's little wiggly, was wiggly all over the place. You might want ta keep your short's on. This water is cah,cah cold.
Does Officer Dangles even know. His jibblits is always hanging out. You boy's quit talkin. An worry in bout his,an yah all's wiggly's. Kristie goes
Well them kids was way down yonder. It wasn't on no Chattahooche. But was hotter than a hoochy coochy. On old man Burtons pond. With a tire swing a swing in. Ta alot about live in, an hold on there Alen Jackson. Thad be whole lot about love. Them kids were get in alittle crazy. Thought might be a good idea. To get little Avery an cousin Jess. Home before they get caught. Well Nick dropped them off. On the other side of the tracks. That grass wasn't greener. On the other side. Not Van Gogh golden, partially harvested wheat. Thad was bread basket wheat right there. An didn't have nothin ta do. With no look in out the asylum winda. That there was a full gently sway in. As you can get. Heart of America wheat field. An under that sky. It wasn't pattered with white clouds. The Starry Night
Was full bright an starry though. That wasn't no bird, nor plane bust in through them clouds. That was WAY-V0'z-THE-EGO'z. An he wasn't come in from no Krypton. But a little egg planet called Ork. An that ride in on him. Didn't have no cape, superhuman strength, an wasn't bullet proof. That was Dizzy a come in. With QHAHACLES of laughter. Made from pure love an joy.
WHY'z WE'z ALL'z most there WAY-VO'z. Don't drop ME'z suite case. WE'z QUAHGROOVIN know,keep on keep in on. Gyro'z on down MY'z egg bud'z.
AYE-aye my fun love in duck bud.
Well that egg shaped spaceship. Come gyro in, this way, that way, an every which way. That gyro-scope was sure off though. Cause thad egg, jus landed on some eggs. Thad be milkweed, an thoughs be monarch butterfly eggs. An that milkweed was planted back in May. On May day by Ray. Who wasn't have in no decline. Of them purdy orange an blacks. Because of no commercial farm in. Well when them kids come run in. Through the wheat field. Ta see what it was. That come gyro in, down from the sky. Bought crapped there pants. Watch in that egg galaxy zoomer. Shoot in back through the sky. Leave in a trail of rainbow dust behind. Peak in out the wheat. See in that black duck. Spin in around like that. An when that banana. Come flyin out that silver glove hand. Them kids locked eyes . On what they call in Corinthians 13.4. An that duck said
Na Nu Na Nu
An little Avery turned her head. Ta look at Jess. He looked at her. Looked back an goes. Your get in yourself all dizzy.
WHY'z I'z BE'z Dizzy then.
What kind of alien are you.
WHY'z I'z BE'z a duck.
I never heard a duck talk like that before.
WHY'z ALL'z Orkinducks talk like this.
Quit stare in at him Avery. An close your mouth. Before some thin flies in it. Like an egg, our milkweed that's fly in around.
WHY'z I'z is no him.
Wad are you then. Yeah got a pretty glow about you.
WHY'z thank you MY'z loveling. WHY'z I'z BE'z a duck from Ork.
I'z you'z a boy our a girl.
WHY'z I'z BE'z Dizzy from Ork.
Well Dizzy sure ain't Pat. From saturday night live Avery.
Did your other E.T.'s leave yeah. Was yah all collect in plant's. Are they come in back for yah. I like that red space suit. Why's it got a red triangle on it. Them silver space glove. Sure do glow an sparkle. Was that a rainbow come in from your spaceship. Oh you arn't a boy our girl are you. Your so black and soft. That purple polka dot bow tie, is so cute. Lookie look cousin Jess. Dizzy ain't got no duck feet. Them look like Sully. They's furry, blue, them toenails is huge. Oh Dizzy them purple spot's . Match your bow tie.
Well this ain't no Boo . Over come in fear Avery. Bes get Dizzy outa here. Before the men in black get here. Officer dipstick probably seen thad egg. Shoot in back across the sky. Look in like it was made, from spacely sprocket's. With a cog in it.
That gyro-scope was sur off. Goin over Mulberry Hill.
Anyhow kids had stumbled across a new friend. An Dizzy's first lovelings. They had jus hit that old dirt road. When the sound of though cherry's on top. Went ta pop in off. When a lark with it's black V patch. From it's neck to it's chest. Jus started to puff out. An at that same time. That no good yellow truck. Come pop in,over the top of the hill. Wasn't no Hank Hill. Playin king of the hill that night. Naw thad was crazy Betty Joe. No beer in an alley type of drink in. That was the hopped up. On whitelightin an drive in type. An right behind her. One officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain in hot persuite. With a bump of his cup. Whitelightin went ta flyin. Bird went to flyin. An Betty Joe come flyin on by. The three musketeers got spun around three times. One officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain. Ended up with whitelightin all over himself. Little Avery goes there's no place like home. An all three headed through the oak tree's . Ta grandpa and grandma's house.
Dizzy you gona have ta stay . Down here for the night. In grandpa Ray's cellar. These right here, are the fattest , biggest nightcrawlers around. Folks from everywhere come to get these worms. From my grandpa's worm farm. They's good for fishin.
WHY'z Dizzy QUAHDIGS, these QUAHCRAWLERS.
You hungry, you'z don't eat worms do yeah.
Well thad sun come up quick. An in a hurry like. Over Mulberry Hill that morning. Ray get's up before the rooster crow though. DOO-DAhh! DOO-DAhh! an Jess eyes crack open. An on Ohh,DOO -DAhh Day. he through them covers off. An was up an run in. An Leghorn went ta strut in. Back to his lookout. An eye in one in particular. He liked to woo Miss Purdy. That he was alittle soft on.
Jesus an his beloved Mary. Well I'll be if it ain't a duck.
Na Nu Na Nu
An a talk in duck at that.
WHY'z I'z BE Dizzy
Well they call me Ray.
Were you come in from Dizzy.
WHY'z I'z come from ORK Ray'z.
You can call me grandpa Ray then.
Jesse come a slip in, an a slide in, down them steps. An had ta spill the beans.
Dizzy be jus fine Jess. Walks like a duck,talks like us. So Dizzy jus quack like a duck. Around the grown ups. So they'll think your a duck. Jess why don't you. Get to pick in them potatoes. They goin be good. When I fry em up for supper. Let's go see MA. Get something in your belly.
Let's QUAHADDLE then grandpa Ray'z. QUAHACLES Jess
Here he comes up over the mound. Honk in, an yodeling, and a waddlin. Come in for a gander. An with one last waddle. Plopped from top, ta the top of Jess's head. An back down beside. An they both made there way. To the potato field. Know this was no ordinary goose. This was Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. That is what they call. Kinda off in the head. The crazy graylag goose thad he was. An what's good for the goose. Is good for the gander. As he eye balled. The latch to Minnie and Pearl's gate. As he waddled along side Jess. With his grey that faded ta silver black tip. At the end of his feather's. Ta the end of the yard. An the start of Jess's potato pick in.
Jus over yonder Hannibal. The brains of the operation. That was about to go down. An who had full ,an free range of the farm. An who's sucklin days. Were long behind her. An was little Avery's pride win in. Purple ribbon sow back in the day. This early morning mission. Like it often was. Involved fun Minnie, love in Pearl, all around fun love in. Aunt Tina's old goats. That faded ta gray, with thoughs black spots. That would swirl to yeah. Turned her head, SA-SUE-E...SA-SUE-E...SA-SUE-E ta BA. Who knew the call well. Know BA sense day one. Had always had him, a bad attitude. An got his name. From who most kids called Aunt Nancy. Who Joe an Kristie called mom. An Joe when he was about knee high. An had heard puplic enemy. For the first time. Thought BA might have a bad attitude. on account of him bein black. So ta add a little flavor. Flav to his soul. Joe put a gold chain. With a nice big clock. On the end of that young Herens neck. After there mom crossed over into heaven. John an the kids moved to town. An BA come to the farm. Been slam jam in. With them little horns. An his bling on ever sense. To time is god,sense that first day Joe. Had turned him on to it. BA licked his chops. At that old pork chop. Cause he dug them cherry's. They would share together later. An with that, made his way. To distract Leghorn. With his stare an show him who's boss.
SA-SUE-E SA-SUE-E SA-SUE-E Echoed across ta Face. For the grandma distraction. Which he was made for. On account of Ma Ruth. While visit in rainbow meadows rescue ranch. Locked eyes an adopted one another. Right there on the spot. Were MA Ruth said up Face. an he trotted his happy self. Up into Ray's old dodge. Face which was his give in name. An who Kristie liked to call Pinky Pie. After her fav my little pony. Who loved to through party's. Kristie would dye that little brown mini horse. Long main that looked like Leo the lions. Jus like Pinky Pies. But in Kristie's own Pinky Face way. Main, tail, markings, an everything. An they would have themselves. Tea parties on the side of the house. Friendship is magic,cause Face didn't like it to much. Everytime she come out . Face's mouth would turn up. In that grin jus the two of em shared. With a click,click, come on over Pinky Pie. An he would Pinky on over. Pinky was all bout business at this min. He had him less time. Ta swipe thoughs four sours. For his A-team buds. Before MA Ruth turned back around. An he made his flurty face. At the same time MA Ruth turned back. An said Ohh Face. An got behind them ears. For his fav scratch in. It was time for action. An Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Come a hop in,skip in,an a flap in. Those wings like mad. Not to the funny farm. Were life was but a dream. But ta the chicken coupe. Honk in, an yodeling the whole way. Try in to catch flight. With them clipped wings. Flew on by BA, an Leghorns stare down. One flew over the Cuckoo's nest. Thad day he took flight. Further than he ever had. That crazy goose flew all the way. Over that chicken coop. Ta the hatch, an back down again. Hens come a spill in. An run in, every which way. Murdock made quick exit stage left. With a patter of them pink feet. A quick Marcus fast step. A turn like Allen. Right pass Tina , that was come in. Ta get them eggs. Ta save the day. With touchdown, a few inches away. Flipped his beak up to the latch. An them all around fun love in goats. Were off an run in. To munch down on Tina's cabbage patch.
It was a Ken Kesey. Family farm kinda day!
WHY'z thank you grandpa Ray'z, an MA Ruth'z. WHY'z I'z jus love ME'z this cottage cheese.
Why your welcome Dizzy. An Jess instead of you an Avery. Tryin to be all sneaky. Just have Nick pick you all up. over here tonight Avery your go in break that neck. With that ninja stuff. If yeah ain't careful. Why don't you save all that. For the gymnastics floor. Ray goes
An Jess stay away from daylight doughnuts. An bes be back fore Carson come on. Our imna Johny , you up side that hard. Harded head of yours. MA Ruth goes
You all look out for Dizzy know. An remember Dizzy, if yeah run into any grown folk. Jus quack like a duck.Ray goes
It was no Halloween town. Situation at old man Burtons. That old yellow chip peeled house. Was no portal to Christmas town. Naw that was a ways off, into the future. An that was no 85 DeLorean. But a 54 minus the flux capacitor. Nick rolled up front in. On that creak idy porch. Copper eyes from moon light. Coal black as night. From nose ta tip of tail. Who didn't know any witches our bad luck. Wasn't stalk in ,our hiss in. But sway in,an a purr in. Ta the stray cat strut. Was Alley the rockabilly disco cat. It is said,a black cat. Can keep ill away. Where it dwells from fevers deadly sway. An with a rumble of the tum. An an arch of her back. Kristie come with her meow mixed in hand. One last winded meow, an scratch of the back. With a reach an turn of knob. A wisk of cold breeze. A soft wisper, prayer is the road to heave. But faith opens the door. Dont be scared, were passed the gatekeeper. I don't see no Burtons in here. I ain't fraid no ghosts. Come on you all. BEEETLEJUICE, no poltergeist yet. Hope it don't like franks. Come on yeah frankenweenies. These piggly wiggly weenies,is get in cold.Kristie goes
BEETLEJUICE, hey Edward Scissor hands, don't scratch that purple velvet.
Maybe little Avery might wanna get back here. An balance it then. There yeah go over the door knob. Yeah door knob,ain't thad hard Nick.
BEETLEJUICE, the son, an the holy ghost. Ain't no poltergiest here, our father. Got us a new E.T. bud though. Come on in Dizzy. An get yeah some munch munch. These piggly wiggly, big as you get cloud county dogs.
WHY'z THEY'z in heaven QUAHFURRY.
With a long stare, and long pur. With a warm vibe from head to tail. An blink of her eyes. Vibrated away doin her rockabilly disco strut.
Thank you Dizzy for the frankincense
WHY'z ALL'z welcome Kristie'z
Yeah we ain't got no myrrh.Speak in of wine. Cousin Jess you keep drink in strawberry boone's. Up at Mulberry Hill. MA Ruth gonna strawberry thad behind. You need ta be listen in to Deana Carter. Get your first taste of love. At the church in morning with me.
You ain't the problem Avery. I ain't go in to no church. With no minister Lithgow in it. He's a hipocrite, an the rest of the church. Start in with John Wesley's self righteousness of faith. Ta think god raised methodist. Above every one else.
You's was raised in the church cousin Jess. An i ain't talk in bout nana Renita.
I ain't talk in about nurse Ratched. Why don't you, go to church tomorah. With a long plain dress on. An don't speak until spoken to. An acked like a good little quaker. Your still go in to go to church. Talk in, walk in, be in a woman. Ware in any dress you want. Aint yeah Lithgow an your wesleyan methodist. Don't allow no dance in. What have you been do in sense you was eight. An what do you love to do. DANCE You go in to quit the floor exercise to. Lithgow's way out of bounds. An way outside the church. With get in that town boundry passed. An the rock quarry closed. Ban on dance in. I'll tell yeah this though. Lora, kevin, an me, left mill after work. Ta tip a few back. We ended up over the otherside of Mulberry Hill. In Hazard of all places. An of all people to run into. Jessica Simpson an her plastic stills self. She can't make moonshine like her granddad. Coppers were it's at. Ain't Curtis fault general Lee's dead. Shouldn't been hunt in, near Leows camp.
Anyhow we all went to ed walkers. Pulled into the drive in. Was no were's the beef. I figured I could win thad T-shirt. This aint't no wendy's fish in story. Thad hub cap burger. Was five pounds of no joke. Getter done, almost got her done in forty five. Might as well been the whole angus. Jess goes
BA keeps it up. I sware he get's me from behind. With them little horns. One more time We all goin be eat in good this winter. Cousin Jess real reason you was there. Was Lora an them roller skates. In them daisy dukes. That Singer girl ain't nothin but trouble. You need ta be in cloud county. An eat in at scoopers were you belong. Keep in that baby face. An not come in back. With black eyes, look in like elephant man. Avery goes
Anyhow when we rolled in. Toward the back,by this big oak. I see...get ready for it...Both doors wide open. The uglyest forein car ever made. An was not stuck in no neutral,our in no zone. Who's car is always break in down. All over town,an you see walk in everywere. Get ready here it come...(sip of bottle) Lithgow and Miss Dianne, out front of his saab. In back of that big oak. Under them string glow lights. With almost paradise, play in kissy face, an dance in. Sick I tell yeah. SICK SICK SICK Probably why i didn't win. Jess goes
Yeah all, i think a dance would be kinda nice. We should have one out here. Bell hit play on that boombox. Let's listen to some Reba. Fast forward my moma's mix tape. Ta is there life out there. Jess why don't you put that bottle down. An go light that fire. Kristie goes
Girl I couldn't get much higher. I'll light this night on fire. Jess goes
Come on baby light my fire. Nick thank you for bringing in the wood. Kristie goes
It's ah woodchuck full. Ain't much the chucks,chucked out there. Move out dah way Jess wud you find Nick goes
It ain't no superduck full. Hold on it's caked in dirt. A seven year Bill an Bob chip. Dizzy take your load off. In that archie bunker right there. That's what im talk in bout. You all in our family know.
WHY'z this is QUAHCOZY'z
That's the uglyest tartan thing ive ever seen. Dizzy reach round side there pull up. that's the ticket You'z got the cutest little feet. Susposed ta storm tomarrow. You two,archie whirldwind chasers goin out.Bell goes
Crow-Tin-Lion is paced, an axle ready to go.Kristie goes
Thad dodge is ah beast. I enjoyed work in on her.Bell goes
Well that ain't very Belladuck like Bell.
Well Joe you should be less Brett like. You catch, not come in off third. Your one behind plate, talk in most trash. Chuck deserved it though. We all fell over laugh in. When Youngs ponched yeah back. Crack in them knucles, on your mask. Sent them Hazard boys. Home run in thad day. Jesse James over there, get in arested. Officer dipstick got it out for yeah. Should been Youngs get in arested. Hey duck comander you got a dip. Bell goes
Naw i quit, kingduck is jesus. I don't care about politics.Joe goes
You go ta church don't yeah. They's all about politics. Tell in women, what they should, an shouldn't ware. How ta talk,walk, an act. Thad wesleyan church yeah all go to. Same one my grandpa went to before world war two. An same one dad an me. Used to go to. With all there teetotalism, an fake smiles. Talk in trash, about my dad, behind his back. Most of which tip a few back. After church themselves an drive. Were ever there get in to. Grandpa,dad, are both vets. I will someday make three. Both drank old milwaukee. I make that three. The father,the son,an your holy ghost. Took my Billy Bob Bell.
Happy, Happy, happy,
You got one picked out yet. kw,ku, our k-state. That would be alot juggle in. You goin ta do a flash, our keep em all. Up in the air, like ah trick. kw be bess bet. Yeah still refurbish in the mission. For the troupe Juggleduck, try twelve balls. Don't know how you can see. With them glasses behind that duck head. That's no talking heads. Our speaking in tounges. Little creature he is not. Hasn't got his head shrunken yet. That right there my friends. Is a walk in,talk in,fun love in,Orkanduck. Thad production, we all put in on. Would be a touch of perfection with. Wad you think my duck bud'z.
WHY'z WE'z gonna BE'z QUAHGROOVIN MY'z lovelings.
That's what im talk in bout. Jess goes
That don't look like . A touch of perfection there Jess, old crow.Joe goes
When i drink to the moon. I only drink Cooters shine. After thad swollow an burn. I don't become delirious. But a mad scientist. Become a werewolf I go to the pet cemetery. Howl an bark at the moon. After shine i come alive. An shining, with psychic abilities, cruise ta nurse Ratched"s. An deal deal with her, super natural forces. Of self catholicism An with a nice hello of her vatican rule.
wait till she drifts off. Into her disillusioned , ozzie & harret dreams. An go get us dozen bearclaws. Plus one, leave it with a note.
ALL WORK AN NO PLAY
MAKES JACK A DULL
Naw though, this crow im sip in on. Come from the back of ed walkers. Cause like i said. I don't drink no Jessica plastic stills Simpson shine. An this purdy shiner here, come from Youngs. He ate him some crow though.
God eat eth not his words When he hath once spoken Psalms62 Kristie goes
CaaW CaaW CaaW
Ain't no Jim Crow here. You want a sip my duck bud Jess goes
WHY'z I'z don't QUAHDINK ABSAROKA'S
General Lee shine it ain't Grant use ta drink enough of it though. Ta were he was reported to Lincoln. Who snobly said,can you tell me were he get's it. So i can send. Every general in the field. A barrel of it. I dig this couch Nick. It's still got her. Little chaco taco stain in it. They'd both be proud of yeah. With those Woolen macho chaps of yours. My dad would bust up every time. Yeah used to do. That twirkin ritual of yours. Before get in ,in the shoot. There probably both in hell as we speak. Drink in an old milwhukee, laugh in bout it. Ain't no lake of fire & fry.
Nick looks back up at Bell. Waaya-Tonah-Toesits-kahn Chaco
It's what he yells. Every time he comes out the shoot. Means planket of sun. How's that saddle uncle Frank give yeah. Jess goes
All 80's an 90's ,Officer Carter and him been work in with me.Nick goes
You'll get like Jackson yet. Jess goes
Sundown's were it's at. When im ride in her. We jus kinda become one. An i forget about things.Nick goes
Your jus like a regular Dock Scurlock. Regulators mount up
Let's go ta Hazard , an get them Murphy boys.Jess goes
He who sows the wind. Will reap the wirlwind. Besides Billy i'd rather ride next to Yen Sun at sundown.Nick goes
Forget about things not. You all don't forget. When my moma used to barrel race. They's all used ta party after the rodeo. An Billy ScareCrow Bob, come pop in out the barrel. With nothin but that red nose on. Best fairground an rodeo story ever. An one my dad an your mom. Will never forget He was as good as they s they come. An were you get. Your beautiful cowboy poetry from. Little avery goes
Well i think im go in,ta ease on down the road.
Yeah need ta ease back down. That yellow brick road. To the farm, were you belong.Little Avery goes
Well Munchkin,the good witch is gone. An your free
My daddys the only one calls me munchkin. An yeah better hope. He get's yeah, before Roscoe does. My moma ain't here. To free no scarecrow.Little Avery goes
Least you got Cris now. To kiss your forehead. For magical protection from harm.Jess goes
You think that crow. Is gonna help you. With the wicked witch of the west. You see what your doin . To yourself don't yeah. Use your brain cousin Jess. Same thing she done to your dad. Is start in to happen to you. None of us in this here room. Need a crystal ball. To see were this is goin. Yeah know your dad. After your mom OD, an he left. Became a drug and alcohol counselor. Little Avery goes
Nurse Ratched ain't win in. I drink my own kool-aid. I can't be programed, controlled, our manipulated. To fit in thad purdy little box. Im outside that box.
Respect my authority, Cartman she be,Cartman i be not. Combo's of reward, an subtle shame. Into the melting humiliation. No one understands our see's. There be in controlled by routine operation. No scarecrow set on fire. No need to toss bucket of water. Toto isn't pull in back,this fraud curtain. Melting back into self-rightious. Shame it will go.
Behond ordinary I be
Behond possession I be
Behond narrow I be
Behond expectation I be
Fenced in i will not be be. Wide open I go . Reach in out to the highest pentacle.
WE SHALL GO
Thad be love my friends
Sheldon quit launch in, Evil Knievel into Sissy. You might want ta figure out. How not to fly,over them handle bars. An crack in thad skull. Off that new ramp we built.
Yeah Sheldon, im try in ta listen ta the story. Member when we used ta go. To grandpa an grandma's. An we would all. Watch wizard of oz together. I used to look over at grandma's case. An all of em. Would jus come alive. Like they's was all Really walk in down. That yellow brick road together. Mom say's im go in, to have them some day. Imna have em in me an Kevin's house someday. After we get married. Jus like in ours. Sep over the tv. So we can watch em. All come alive together.
Ok,Ok, so you guy's want to hear the rest.
Anyhow when it rains look for rainbows.
When it's dark look for stars.
Back over the rainbow we go. Were things have a funny way. Of work in out.
You ain't drive in to no Hazard. Quit think in with your little wiggly. There's plenty of Lora's right here. Eat yeah one them piggly wiggly's. An use thad big head of yours. I've only sucked a few suds down. Old Willey an me, will take you home. Besides your truck ain't no charger. Duke boy's you ain't. Jesse James had a horse. An we all got plenty of bearclaws. You got plenty of courage. You don't need a medal to the heart. Like your dad, he's always with you. I'll tell yeah,somethin yeah don't know. When your dad was up at the va hospital. An that witch was flyin. Around on that broomstick. Spread in thoughs lies, an spells of witchery. My dad went up to see him. He couldn't understand for the life of him. Why P.T.S.D. was an excuse. Not for you to see your dad. Cause he wanted to yeah know. Wasn't nothin either,one of em could do. Cause thad Holier-than-thou witch. Had the upper hand. With custody of you an all. Jess what are you goin to do. After you have that broomstick.Bell goes
That house that's spinning through the air. Is a tripple twisting double back. With no monkey on my back, sweeping me away. Im a twister, that don't think, an im free. It all jus melts away. When i land, i don't bump my head miss Gulch. I own the floor with dance monkey. When my head tilts up. An my eyes go up. I smile to mom in heaven. An say thank you Jesus. Ain't no witch, on a broomstick.
Take in my mojo
Doors sound bout right know. Kristie hit that mix, on your moma's mix tape. Let's get some mojo risin in here. Girl that hair look good. You go down ta hc without me. Why in the aqua net hold. Would you do that. When yeahs chase in storms. My lord girl that big hair, ain't gonna hold. Little Avery goes
That hair's not holding for a storm. That's for AJ, an the two arm they do. The arm on bottom. The arm on the top. An that warm look in the eyes. I call it the armacallit. Joe goes
It's not for AJ. I like to look good for myself. Were best friends, weird science boy. Get that bra off your head. An mind out the gutter. Go find yeah a girlfriend. Don't need ta make you one. That ain't no electrodes hooked up. An run in through no doll. That's energy between us. An i'll tell you something, yeah don't know. Yeah don't hear, what you don't see. We say together,No One Fights Alone.
An we got all the power we need. No need for gov't computer. Our serge of Lisa's unlimited magical powers. Thad ain't no cadillac, AJ an me ride in. That's CROW-TIN-LION, she ain't no tiva either. We ride high with 3" lift. Ain't no ford either. We charge in hard in my ram. We only go four wheel drive round here. Them boys on storm chasers. Ain't from no country either. Them are mickey baja claws, claw in all the way. We don't need no fancy equipment. We got brains radar in her. Avery you've come along way, sense jumpin gymnastics. All aroundate Hazard. Don't stand a chance. You goin get that second one this year. Kristie goes
Kristie love is blind. What are you going to do. When that thunder rolls. An that lightning strikes. Don't you think that's dumb. Your not delivering dogs. Dumber is that puppy-grooming truck. Is going ta get more than dirty. Those are not snowflakes your chasing. Why don't you become a pet detective. You like dolphins, there in your room.Joe goes
I don't lose control. When i go off the rode Ventura. We doin way over thirty. It's all aces, no deuces. Jesus holds my hand.
Jesus doesn't hold anybody's hand Kristie. Moral law is hard and straight. Moral law is narrow. It is not soft. This is christianity Kristie. Joe goes
Faith is not about everything turning out ok. Faith is about being ok. No matter how things turn out. Kristie goes
Rember when we all piled in. That old white van. You guys picked up John from greenbrae movie theatre. After he got done clean in. An they both go. harrisonville family fire works, is were it's at. We all got excited. Cause we never been to Harrisonville before. An when we was all comin in the drive. Seen big mill, the old windmill. An Joe was reading that book. About the boy over in africa. Who come from a family farm of farmers. They's couldn't get the crops to grow. So the boy made them a wind . An god harnessed the wind. An there crops grew. An you spun that big wheel. Ta win that forty eight shot, black jack color war. You dropped your poor head. John said to your mom. Yeah want make some noise. Your mom took a long drag. Off that Joe cool. Looked over and goes. Let's make some noise. An your dad pulled out his wallet. Give you the money. An we got the godfather. An you could hardly carry it out. So i helped you. I still think about. When we was walk out. An looked up, how big that american flag,tent really was. Best firework story ever. Little Avery goes
That story ain't done yet. Can't forget my mom's, pan hop in, pop in, frog legs. Yeah know before we moved to town. There were times i'd feel real low. An things would get kinda heavy. With tryin ta take care of daddy an brain. An i swear i could. Sometimes still smell em. An for some reason. Images would come into my head. Clear as day, of the silo cross the rode. With that faded silver reflectin, down into the wheat. Mom would walk with Joe an me. To the end of the yard. An stop at our big satellite dish. We'd take off running for the bus. That's when i started talking to her. Most of the time though it smelled . Like brains butt bombs. He let out all over the house. Avery you pulled out, them electric ave you liked. We wasn't goin to no London our riots though. That was no ave we were ro on. We was roll in down eighty one. Daddy kissed mom, pull of coors, an yelled. ROLL ON
Sunset an we were set.
roll on daddy till
yeah get back home
You and me giggled like the little girls we were. Spread our blanket out to share. An we were all. Ready for that pan hop in, pop in good time. I looked over at mom. She was peel in the top back. On her coors light. Jess was reachin in the cooler.With his finger, inch in towards a beer. With his other hand behind his back. Nick was bent down low. Grab in the other. Mom had the can to her lips. Look in out the corner of her eye. Poisioning there brain washed minds. out the boombox Boys will be boys. That's probably the first time. Them boys started think in. With them little wiggly they got. I know it was there first taste of beer. Cause they both ended up. On the other side the Hill. Watch in fireworks from Hazard. No more war pigs have the power. Mom and dads lawn chairs tilted, in toward each other. Dad yells over everyone. God has struck the hour. They both clicked there beer cans together. Dad say's, HERE'S TO MIKE. Yeah all know Uncle Mike. After he came back from vietnam. He was all messed up. An no one cared. Dad looked over an winked at me.
I had Pinky Pie
and you had
Apple Jack member
The fireworks looked beautiful. That night over Mulberry Hill. Kristie goes
Best firework story ever Little Avery goes
I think we are all over looking something here. There's a talking duck. On what you call. That Archie Bunker chair over there. Those are not duck feet. Those appear to be slippers. On his feet... duck feet. Those feet also appear. To be the sme feet. Kristie had as a child. Slippers Sully Slipper feet. Dizzy gives the best hugs. Yeah get a warm vibe. That vibrates from head to toe. Don't be scared Joe hug em. Kristie goes
You said came through the clouds. Riding on an egg. This egg had arms. An this egg was holding a suite case. Both of you, appeared to have seen him. Turning in a circle motion. Spin in himself all dizzy. as you say
He was talking to a banana. as you say
This banana was talking back. as if i not say
This flying egg your talking about. Had one big eye. that you imagined Avery
Containing a galaxy of stars, with in. as if i not say
Spin in like a funnel cloud. as you do say
Beautiful twinklin stars like a pinwheel. Swirling from amber that faded off. Into the prettiest purple ever. That you beautifully imagined Avery. This put you in some sort of hypnotic trance like state. neither the less
In this trance state. Images our memories we shall call them. First moment your eyes. Met your mothers eyes. These are not lyin eyes. You were wrapped in white you were. My word, looking down upon you. In her arms you were. Up you looked upon her. My word was it 19,26,27 images after. Holy John BA cow, memories we shall call them. Of you and your mother. God rest her soul, till the end. as i do say
A warm vibration started to vibrate, with in you. That vibrated throughout your entire body. My word holy Luke Ba cow. This sounds a lot like paradise. Was it 8,23,43, how many seconds, our did you say. It was over in a blink of an eye. as you do say Bach over Mulberry Hill. It flew away,with a trail of rainbow dust. As it made it's way. That you both beautifully imagined anyway. This my friends is not possible. This is not in the bible.as i do say
Joe you can't handle the truth.
Objection, overruled,order in the court. My question to you Slipper Feet. Sunk in that old chair over there. Looking quite comfortable, with your furry little slipper feet. Moving up, an down to the beat. Were exactly is this planet Ork.
WHY'z thank you joe'z. WHY'z this is great fun'z. Jus past the restaurant, at the end OF'z the universe. Right before the last star. At the OF'z the last galaxy.
Hum ok...Oh yes rase your right hand fur ball. I can't seem to find a bible anywhere. Hum ok...we are far behond the age of enlightenment anyway. Let us proceed on through Aquarius. There is nothing common in this era. I do not know of any other. How many light years by twelve. I believe this is not gyroscopic. However an i do say, we are microscopic. With dilemma out of the way. Eyes wide open to pray. A little mouse for want of stairs. Issac ran up a rope to say it's prayers. With a blink of an eye. There is no getting out of this trilemma. There is no year zero. AD has passed away. Heavenly body's sway two thousand one hundred, fifty years away. The kingdom of heaven will be here. All piggly wiggly in the air. Our last supper is near. There's caramel from his beak. There's a Slipper feet near. There is no caramel. Through Milky Way. Only carmel this way,the american way. Did you float on milk through the milky way. cadbury's not the only way. An egg flying through the milky way. Oxford is the way. There is no british chocolatier this way. Do we say this is a poache egg. There is a duck. Who has come to play. Mars is far away. as i do say Four horses coming this way. Mars is not the way. Did you stop to play. Did martains feed you a bar. Did it have a nougat with in. Was it sweet as honey. In your mouth back that way. Four planets away,angels this way. Sea and earth here to stay. Seven chocolate bars away. Stomach full, and bitter it shall go. Back this way my friends. come this way
Were bun bars are made. With the sweat smell of maple. Made this way, the Reggie Jackson way. Disc shape, coated milk,peanut butter filled. Bought, sold, traded any which way. It's all a cluster anyway. Can't have peanuts any which way. Were royals fans round here anyway. No judge hear, no bar to pass. Im going to kwu. Jesus leads the way. Freedom is on it's way. Reeds as cattails on a pond. Forty two months it will go. Don't tread on me. Mom's pan hop in, pop in, frog legs. Are here to stay. Let heaven shut, an let there be no rain. Let the wheat be strong, till that day. Angels and demons will come to play. Sodom and Egypt will rain. No body's in the grave. Breaking breads the way. Bread basket leads the way. Dipped in blood this way. Eucharist we shall play. Lords supper is on it's way. Clothed with sun, moon under, her feet. Dad was a missionary. Still with us, to this very day. Saint Pauls a long way. My sisters feet hit the floor. bit-o-honey in early mourn. Satan says up again . Not nut goodie, not that goody again. Satan go away Goodwin's the name.
NEVER THE END Dizzy From Ork.
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