Dizzy15.5 delta colorado(klick on pic)

Over Mulberry Hill,  

                                  It's time under starry night. 

Now Wily blink 

Come closer shit-brick. So you can here. 

No sack No balls, come swing in like bitch. Can't come Dickskinner Wily turn up fore we turn out. 

And my balls are always bouncing, my ball room always full, and everybody comes and comes again. My balls are always bouncing ta the left an ta the right, it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. Who's got the biggest balls. 

YOU-WHO Roscoe, your dirty deeds done, imma do this one in christ dirt cheap. 

NO-WILCO Thad ain't no kitty purr. 

Watch your foot Old Wily bout take off. Tried help you get a set when yous was  kids. 

His name was Billy Bob Bell. D.D.R.W.G till day catch in gremlins an demons as he go. Back Old Wily gonna see them balls hang in. st. Christopher be hang in low. 

No one after drink old wants new.  milwaukee suds sur tasted good though. The old is better for they say. 

Sur yah pick that can up. 

Roscoe spirit bell names Wiley I got the biggest balls of em all. Devine like Jesus wine Jesus outlaw till day I die.

Trouble ahead trouble behind I know that notion just crossed your mind. Casey Jones no need watch your speed. NO-WILCO 

This old engine makes it on time, ain't no central station, ain't bout quarter pas nine. 

LETS GET TA KLICK IN. 

Case you forgot it's nighty night time. It's almos  santa time. Close your eyes pretend your asleep. No peek in...I see that eye peek in... out thad  blanket...both eyes now...I see...well sense it's Christmas an all...ok..ok...ok...BLINK!!! 

Six souls sleep, six souls die, six souls good shepherd to meet. 

This ain't no tree national park in no hip it ty dip it ty california. Where's Joshua suppose meet my brother. Hole can Billy Bob Bell where's his soul at. Whole can you-all this funny wip ass time three can an who is you motard. 

"HOW-W-W-DEE-E-E-E-" Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Bella! 

Snot locker in shit can in shit bird names Bell. 

Bell look pretty in that frilly "down home" drez-z-z-z-z-z-z 

You hiss in me where's my cammies you broke-dick cheese-dick 5 fingers of death ta fist your throat right bout now. 

Medical condition, cheese dicked his way through, minimal effort, only 4'dick of death beef franks mre no beans no sauce. That make sense to you. You like eat that kind of thing. 

Them rufflez-z-z-z-z-z look cute on you Bellz-z-z-z-z-z. 

You try in her haw me Delbert. I'll knock snot an your shit talk in donkey self inta middle three sundays. Right along with Buck Owens an Roy Clark. Shit yeah ain't careful right out yah. Take your zozzled inbread donkey ass go fetch 11:1-11 thad donkey. All way hole way jerusalem. Joshua Yeshua Jesus top.Thad donkey your Dilbert ass right behind HOSANNA!!! Three time whole way. Better not be ride in Shrek's donkey. 

HEE HAW! HEE HAW! HEE HAW! 

"You say that the messiah will come on a donkey; I will send him the riding horse I have." 

Ain't any that cooky puss in fake as cooky puss in shite in my mush. Wad yah talk in shit fur brains king Shevor no babyonian no talmud hee haw honkey tonk in hillbilly shit talk in donkey. You talk in shit out both asses bout my brother you two headed ass. Back slap yeah all way hee haw theater double slap all way branson hillbilly missouri. Ain't no straw hat wear in hee haw donkey there is there now Delbert. 

HEE HAWZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z onomatopoeia means imitation of a sound donkey braying. 

Slap you silly look in, all way jackass tennesse, all way downtown with your burro in ass. Quit hiss in at me. Where it's filmed yeah know reruns on tnn non-stop. Aintse no want be hillbilly cartoon donkey down south. 

Like thad fiddle now don't cha now......He was look in for soul ta steal. The devil went down ta Georgia now. Onomatopoeic creating names fit as a fiddle sketch hee haw. I'm not gonna hizz you your lower soul don't like that. 

Aerobic dancing craze oh no momma got leg warmers oh no she wear in em all roun town. You know how much time an brain love went inta make in that hat for yah. Do you know how much the original gonna be worth some day, souls don't care. You ain't get in it off. Them flowers on top you look jus like an angel. Did my voice sound like your mother's.

in•no•cent:free from guilt or sin especially through lack of knowledge of evil. 

See how I did that with chalk board an all. Why that's some Harry Potter shit right there ain't it naow. Pay attention Bell slap yah with a ruler. I'll turn in-two a nun-right quick yeah ain't careful. Jus be thankful-l now momma didn't put 1.98 tag on it. 

Miss Honey Due take this down for our society column. Wedding las week Jed told Elvira he'd give her all his earthly goods. Jed's pappy said oh no there goes Jed's sling-shot. 

Wad you talk in ain't no goofy inbread buck tooth donkey talk in me like this. If I had a rooster an you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster, what would you have? My cock in your ass. Wad you talk in bout no give two shits bout no sissy LALA! miss Honey woo woo not one shit bout no best legs ever zero shits bout no hee haw honeys. Give no shits thad be three no shits you an your goofy ass donkey ass for you chalk board. 

Naow is thad how you spose talk to a cartoon donkey. Now you just can't seem ta get that dress off can you now. goof•y:foolish or harmlessly eccentric you orginal: constituting an origin or beginning thad be one 

All souls created exactly the same love hurt joy. : independent an creative in thought our action thad be two 

You don't care hole lot bout girls nor women. : unique or eccentric thad be three you Bell your lower soul. "No pain no gain" why you looking at me side ways. I'm a cartoon donkey with red hairs on top kinda like a cherry let's go pop. I'm unique jus like you. No brain love Bell chew jus went in your mouth didn't it now. I might be a donkey naow but I see your mind now. You can't hide it from Dilbert naow. Almost hole bottle of dawn naow you better listen ta your momma naow. That's mind memory we look in fore. You an Billy Bob laugh in bout it that's what I'm talk in now. ",feel the burn" you can't cause you always got chew in your mouth. Why side ways again. This is not a burn. We bout ready for you to burn eternally.

Knock your donkey ass side ways. That's a cherry pit spit. Be careful fore the nunya come. You want me make you start sweating ta the oldies Richard Simmons. Nun care nun bout no sheep follow in, nun sheep copy in nun care bout nun, nun care bout popular someones, nun care bout everyone try in be everybody, nun care bout no fake ass mask ware in selves. Nun care bout no nuns care. Cooky puss famous quotes, cooky puss fashion model Fonda, cooky puss nonya-no-mother honey dou, cooky puss in fake non-of-em. You can turn me inta Fonda now. Put me on a chopper now. Turn inta redneck in truck an shoot me shot gun now. 

I born to be wild, I always have, I always will. You fake as cooky puss in donkey. 

You talk in trash belong in a hole. You is not part of the whole. 

Tick tock= english tick tock=spanish   tick tock tick tock no tic tac would you like a tic tac. Oink meow roar+R+R 

Wad you talk in yer    you just roar at me. Dilbert you put another toy in front of me. 

roar+R+R 

Wad you think yer doin Mattel farmer in no dell get thad thing out ta hear fore 

roar+R+R  

Fore I's wraps that's wind ups round you's two's ass heads. You's Simba's names I's you's. 

ono-ma-top-oeic I's Simba's I's create names. "no's pains, no's gains"me's  makes proverb feels the burn this is not A's burn's. Hers broken hers ankle bones. She's was fim in's the movies no's mores ballets. Gyms fore the mens. She says"we weren't supposed to sweat our have muscles. Now, a long with forty other women, I found myself moving nonstop for an hour and a half in entirely new ways". Hers opens exercises studeo's first's of's kinds. She's calls it's workout. Buvs door Jane Fonda's workout. Only's aerobics video aerobicise on's pay tvs it's was "the beautiful workout".Hims was erotics photographers. Hims will burns in's hells. Mens watch no's exercise. The's men's they's be's oinkers. 

The's Miss Fonda's makes own video. 17millions no's dollars video. Wife her ballet warmer oh my gosh. 

Well "HOW-W-W-DEE-E-E-E-" 

Miss Bell let's get jesusfied up in here naow. 

Yeah ain't is yah. Oh no is yah. Yeah ain't is yah. You God da stop that's make in me laugh. Thad jus ain't right I ain't write in the head. 

ain't:sweetie am not you'd ain't : are not sweetie pie head gonna have knot you jus ain't: is not no sweetheart. Ohit is hunny all way from grinder switch Tennessee give me ah "HOW-W-W-DEE-E-E-E-" yeah all. Hun boy I tell yah we's look in good tonight. We's got ours ruffles ah ruffle in no lace nothin on under-neath honey boy we's "down home" frilly we's gonna make em go squirrelly dresses. Hun boy I tell yeah we's could be cousins. Our hats on flowers on top Hun, boy we both ready go non-stop. 

How ta catch a man. Let's sing it together yah all. 

What harm can a little flirt in do, an if he steals a kiss why don't get sore, remember honey you got plenty more, oh how ta catch a man, catch him while you can, with a Minnie Pearl plan. Here's a little tip on how ta catch a man. Hog tie em, if he keeps ah straight face, tell em two can live as cheap as one, agree with everything, cause you'll fine once your married you can change your mind. 

Naow yeah all let's switch it up a bit. It's thad time yah all. Oh honey that's right yeah all. It's time oh boy let Bell an Minnie steal your jokes. Top five an da clap-o-meter has broke yah all. Come all way whole way yeah all from jesusfied Cloud County Kansas yeah all. She's excited bout thad new job. Down at da Cloud County tourism/ travel info center. Michelle write "I have always loved the amazing community we have created here. With the rich proud history we have to share. Cloud County has so much, to offer and so much to share". 

An here it come yeah all. Joke Miss Bell an me is stealin'from Cloud County's very own Michelle Bombardier. Family done moved on up east side ta their new house. Couldn't find her five year ole school trouser's in pack in crate. With his promise ta be careful. She sent him off in his Sunday school pant's. Later thad day while feed in the baby. Heard noise at the front door. Think it was her little boy home from school. Momma yelled out "HONEY COME IN AN TAKE THEM TROUSERS OFF". Few minutes went bye. Oh Lord wads thad child get into. Jus momma went for the door knob. Open it come one leg come in through the door. With belt buckle belt hang in low was the mailman. 

You need stop ain't gonna make it ta cornfield. I'll shit myself hole way. You jus ain't right in the head. 

One my all time favorites. I like one with Miss Honey Due. Oh Jason I'm upset. 

Oh Lord 

I went for my yearly check up. They asked me take all my clothes off. 

They always do that. 

They due 

Sure they do it's jus part of the check up 

Oh Lord I'll go back an apologize ta the mechanic then. 

You funny is you back han both cheeks all way back ta yah grinder's switch hillbilly gazette. All way till you's is mute like your WOO WOO secretary Honey no due who who best legs so they say ever. Sense I'm all ready all way down your fake as can get hillbilly fake as fake get gazette. My as well slap Honey, turn her cheek Due, slap that cheek, Honey I say "you have heard that it was said', eye for eye, and tooth for tooth'(38)five finger of death inta fist top head. Till them marbles ain't loose no more. Now Miss Honey Dew sweetheart go put some clothes on. 

Honey, boy you an your mind. I have no mind . I pay you no mind. Your brain your mush you put into your mind. That's three minds ta your three fakes do higher soul seem meek to you. 

Girl, boy do you know what your momma hasn't done ta you. Girl, boy your brain ain't here Dew you know that. Three time do pas due Miss Honey Dew. Your momma is not here your mom it not there your mother is up their. 

I seem alive to you, you seem alive to you, this is all about you. Your mush is not you. Higher soul is here with you. 

Mechanic one is the other tries. You can't cry naow can you now. You don't cry naow does yah now. Naow momma in the garage with both now. Naow Duke boys one at a time your cousins now. Naow not your momma's attorney was it naow which one was it now. Naow does it matter now. Naow is she your shrink naow 

girl before you have get lawyer naow come on now. Naow she kill a little boy now. 

Girl, boy Miss Bell it get in hot as side walk fryin  egg in hear my Lord. Why don't you take thad their hat off. Jesus mother of Joseph your momma, christ shit on Ole mighty your mom, Jesus ta Ole mighty your mother. Does ta your hair. Archie's Barber shop didn't do that. Girl, boy thad sur fur sure ain't no Roy Clark hair cut. Sweety you can go hee haw honkey tonk any time with me it don't matter.  

You's mamma is so's stupid. When she's got's to's the sex question's on's the job appllicationes she's writes "not lately's". 

Sunday's schools Nick's we's dontse tells the rumors. 

Brain quit wife thems butt bombs. All's you's hads morn in's lucky charms. 

Sweetie pie all's I was doin's be in's nice. I didn'ts tell her hers momma get in's round town then somes. 

It's not sweetie pie it's Pinky Pie Nick's. 

                                                                             I had Pinky Pie, 

                                                                              and you had, 

                                                                             Apple Jack  (0) Avery. 

Keep your pink Pinky Pie Nick that's nots christian.

Than you's Apple Jack Nick you's needs be's get in's jesusfied. 

Yah Nick you's in's Cloud jesusfied County. 

You's dad kick in's the can wifs us Jess. 

My's dad lefts after my's mom od'ds. My's dad's come's back's fors me's . Nanna's mad she's dontse likes him no mores. She think she's know Jesus. She's think she my's mom. She's like like be called Nanna Mom. I's aintse sick in's the heads. She got's munchausen's, grown -folk theys thinks we's dontse hears. Grown-folk thinks theys hide in's somethins from us kids theys aintse. My's grandpa's knows. 

Nick you's want's somes you's want's somes word. 

Thought we's was friends Jess. Didn'ts knows bouts that thoughts we's was go in's plays kick the can. 

Nasa Kicked me out of their astronaut training program. They said I was a waisted of's space. 

You's needs be's deflated is all's four eye Oompa Loompa. Why's does nerds wears glasses? It's helps wifs the divisions. 

One mores Oompa's times Nick shits wad you's goat tier ass's called it's nanny slammer wifs you's shits rights outs yahs Loompa ones mores times holes ways wifs you's shit kick in's selves. 

Bella thems glasses helps hims. 

Aintse no's bell you's dontse haves wait we's aintse in's schools. 

I's gots kicked outs of's the pool. Aintse no's bigs deals everybodys pee's in's the pool. 

You's moron's you's aintse rights in's the heads. You's was on's the dive in's board. An's you's was laugh in's bouts it's. You's needs stops you's makes me's laugh. My's  Billy Bob's laugh two's. Says I's jus aintse rights in's the heads. 

I's asks me's dad dids you gets A's haircut's? No's I's gots thems all's cut. 

That's funny rights there's Jess. 

Nick I thinks you's he's goods at's give in's haircut's. We's alls play in's new kinds kicks the can. Betty Joe's cans kick that's can always jail. Mr. Byron's gives me's an's alls back to's school free's haircuts. Betty Joe's wontse let's you's goes downs kings dream barbershop's. He's an artist you's likes to's paints an's draws. Hers new name's Kick Can Betty Joe's. Takes that's hee's haw's hat's off's. Kick Can Betty Joe's close your eyes coun'tse to's 100. Here's clippers Nick, Kick Can Betty Joe's, The Nick Barber's his new the no's Minnie no's Pearl hairdo's. Chrissy Kick Can Betty Joe's. Joe's Kick Can Betty Joe's.   ANYWAYS 

These fors me's they's the button fly-s they's the levi's.

I's gots ones more's behinds me's back. Your's truck's shirt 

It's me's truck shirt. Saves me's money off's me's kool-aid stand's OH YEAH!!! 

Your gonna be nothin. You want ta be trailer trash your hole life. Nothin always has been, nothin all ways will be like your daddy. Bella go ta your room. Change out of that boy outfit. An get your ass in that corner it's hee haw time. 

Kick Can Betty Joe's. 

Boy. girl I tell yeah kids say the darndest things. 

Almost hole bottle dawn naow. Yah think thad kind thing funny naow. You an Billy Bob laugh in bout it. Boy, girl I tell yeah you jus ain't shit kick in country is yah. Boy who do you think I am. 

Let's give ah ole welcome ta the stage ta night. 

I did have two nice fellers look at me when I was walk in out der. They was two of the handsome est fellers stand in there. I looked over them smiled. They looked over me an laughed. One looked said" I believe that's the ugliest women I ever seen". Other feller said"she is awful ugly but she might be a friendly good old girl. Beauty only skin deep". Other feller said"well let's skin her then". I says" I can't help way I look. When they was pas in looks roun. I thought they said books. I said give me a funny one then". Sarah Volley married Cannon. Why he was a fighter pilot. You ain't gonna kill no matter. How much you want to. Cooley talked like cause she went to brentwood methodist church. Cannon took over management of Minnie Pearl. Hooker persuaded Cannon an of all people gospel singer Mahalia Jackson. Lend their names chain of fried chicken restaurants, compete with kentucky fried. 

Accounting irregularities stock price manipulation stop the press. Martha Stewart don't look back. Where's the good news never have anything good ta say. Hold on Ray ain't time yet. Name change Cannon an Jackson cleared involvement in wrong doings. Embarrassed by negative publicity. Naow it don't matter how does it now. 

Naow I'll be lick in chicken if that chicken wadn't good naow. Good naow was it the new wild west good podunk bbq finger lick in good naow. "Just like Paul Harvey said, thank God for a farmer, have a blessed weekend, closed till Tuesday. Get to do a family reunion in July, and who do I owe it all to? Music and God God almighty". There's your good news Ray. 

You an your friends podunk's you's laugh in Nick ack in ah fool. Thems memories you want ta make thems ones you want. 

How's you know bout 

Boy, girl who do you think I am. 

She battled breast cancer aggressive treatments double mastectomy radiation therapy. Cancer didn't get her a stroke did. Soul family being higher soul all three can heal the body. Spokeswomen for medical center as her self. Founded in her memory Minnie Pearl cancer center. From the other side to this later named Sarah Ophelia Cannon cancer foundation. Why you think thad is. That would be higher souls. 

Sarah Opelika Cooley was born in centerville in Hickman county, tennessee, 50 miles southwest of Nashville. Went ta one of there prestigious schools for young ladies. Majored in theater studies an dance. Met mountain women. Style an speach come basis fur Cousin Minnie Pearl. Discovered at a bankers convention no less. Lived in fictional town grinder switch. Go get ah switch. Miss Bell laugh your momma like that. The real grinder switch community little more then railroad switch. Folks noticed based on actual residents. So much traffic resulted from fans an tourists look in for genders switch. County changed name ta hickman springs. Souls gift businesses the otherside heaven times is hard naow ain't they now. Boy, girl I tell yeah Miss Bell Miss Sarah could lead horse ta free water. Ain't gonna be some day Miss Bell. Dizzy 42 almost forty thousand little over two five year to go. Thank you from the otherside heaven an yours all emails to granpawjacob's higher soul. Almost page 54 miss Bell. 

War you talk in Pearl. 

The future child don't worry right now. An when he has found it, he lays it on his shoulders, rejoicing(15.5). 

Child do you not know who I am. 

All way ta grinder's switch gazette from Cloud jesusfied County very own blade-empire pah pur. Whole way write beside you Miss Honey Dew take this down. Where's the good news at write hear. 'WHAT THE HERD' brown grand theatre. Directed by Whitney Jones play by local author Heather Rule. The idea came about when the Rules were returning from a cousins wedding in napa valley , california 

"We saw a bunch of cows huddled together. They were standing on one side of the fence the grass was brown. On the otherside the fence the grass was all green. We started wondering what the cows were thinking. Is the grass always greener on the otherside? Stop AD. In 

Cows don't know they die. I'm think in naow I'm laugh in as I write. Brother Anram's an me jus ate ah c&j burger with chile fries. Grandpa Anram's ain't care hole lot later bout me eat in that chile. 

This is how it actually works. Your soul an mind don't come from this side. The otherside heaven when you crown from there all around like an egg orb your aura higher soul heaven this side. First gulp air first cry first feel the part that's you went behind your heart part higher soul loves. The part that becomes spirit. The part you stays in the physical. There are no humans there are no brains the otherside heaven. This is my higher souls life to show how to end christian suffering. I do not live in my lower soul. All way through Luke soul glow. Healing Miles 42.com free will if you choose. Love you not self for you who you are. Who you want to be. Ain't bout what you do our what you have. Live in the soul. What do you not think that means••• 

The play was originally performed in stockton california as childrens play."I've got a few kids in this one, an their so well behaved. They've learned their lines an kind of took on the roles themselves. Stop AD. In the father the son an the son's spirit. 

We actually have three generation in the play. I'm the director; my parents are in the cast, an so is my daughter". director Whitney Jones 

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