Over Mulberry Hill,
Do you know poetic words about wheat in courage of peace.
Birds can’t fly backwards in a dust storm.
Investigation disclosed a quarlesome egg sucker.
Professors and historians haven’t had a harder time figure in things out since George Washington and the cherry tree. Hopes of discovery for modern science. Some are saying it’s armed with a row of very sharp teeth. Some are saying it’s capable of making off with a horse. Of course theirs no evidence to support this theory. We do know dinosaurs could most definitely make off with a horse. Group of educators tell children that it real. Some Kansans think educators merley succeeded in taking each other out snipe hunting.
A warning went out to all hunters. It’s a bird that can’t be caught.
This theory that the bird is a phoenix .
Have scientist into two schools of thought.
The second ignoring the phoenix declares that the bird is merely a variant of the cuckoo.
Professors are calling it an assassin of the sky. Although they claimed they saw feathers fly. They would stuff and mount the committee stated.
Their books tell them that their real.As in not their school text.
metomorphosis into more than their myth.
They said mythical always leaving hunters with an empty sack.
Me’s has no’s empty sacks.
They can sense it’s good in the mud without seeing it. Highly alert stays in the open without being seen.
Was hard to tell for them weather educators where the hunters out the hunted. The only thing they brought back was a statement out of a textbook.
These school men exist in what amuses men to believe. A little research outside their text books might have done men some good. Instead of leading not school men belief science is a man with animal fact brains.
Ancient western kansas a mule among birds offspring of some aerial intrigue.
Found in chalk no half charokee and Choctaw their babies weren’t Chippewa,this ain’t chalk talk, my friends dont call me bear claw, rock chalk talk 137 years ago, the village chieftain is not my paw-paw, 29 years ago Tim Macgraw got his orders from his maw maw, 79 years fear mania ago, she makes him walk the line, you were 48 win cash body no Johnny in heaven die, you can’t find me in no wig wom, your gonna live your soul‘s life before body die,I don’t remember no medicine man, shaman pas life run nin water in my hands, I am making your pig-e sweat ain’t no water, I’ve walked on water,
I’s aintse look in’s fits no’s troubles, we’s cans rides my’s pony doubles,makes you’s heart bubbles, lord, likes a’s glass if’s wine, you’s has no’s mania’s you’s brains banana’s, would you’s likes somes mana nana you’s mush has munchkinhousin’s me’s stuffy stuff soul loves you’s miss Nita’s.
Thought it was humorous an had appeal. Some early day Kansans so they adopted the bird. Would it be to much for us to hope. Nothing seems to remarkable for modern science.
Nighty one year state ed ago.
Hesperornis regalis kingly western bird feathers in chalk. Monogram come103 years ago the designed duck-like grim faced bird with talons. Skeleton foot tip beak to end outstretched toes found six foot. Good four in half stocking feet. He gave it shoes111 years ago why for kicking opponents asses. Teeth lost later evolution 82 years ago opened the Birds Eye’s an beak give in contentious appearance.
Long and grotesque yellow in color. It was curved to a sharp point, brow two palms across from eye to eye the eyes sticking out the sides.
Blue and red feathers shinning like the steel of my Toledo sword.
Hard to tell where one color leaves off and the other begins.
The talons are shaped like an eagles.
Even the priest was one seen it fly off with one of those hump backed cattle.
You call Buffalo the man would be Coronado.
The Indians say the tail is poisonous and employ it as a weapon in battle. Hundred leagues it’s voice can be heard. It was the cause of all our trouble in this land. We where unable to locate the golden cities.
His soldiers nicknamed it the feathered jackass not in englash.
The guardian spirit of that land.
They thought this bird and the phoenix where identical. Phoenix is all things to all men of all sizes.
It is said that both have the power to become invisible.
O cuckoo shall I call thee,
bird or wondering voice.
Smiling bird 77 years design survives copywrite 78 year ago.
It builds its nest in nests of other birds an lays its eggs. Hatched they kick out the starving to death from nests.
Invisibility is that of a sneak and a coward.
Renita do you like that voice moving your lips, the sound do you hear f••• that ni••er don’t come back here.
no worries Renita no one’s around you
do you know who I am
your mouth wasn’t moving Renita do you know who I am
cpr didn’t work Renita I am the one not allowing your lips to stop moving
do you know who I am
does that seem like a soothing voice to you Renita
do you know what kind of outlaw your son was do you know what kind of outlaw Marie’s son was.
Unconventional rebellious by defintion.
Do you know what dna is Renita.
Look up mom I ain’t gonna be around that shit. Life is to short. Thad ain’t even you cry in. Do you know what your brain is doing to your soul.
Please come home
I haven’t lived with you sense I was 15.
I can’t leave him
you can’t leave who do you know who you are
what are you trying to say
exactly was I’m say in
i have to wait until the kids are out of school
i already know your doing that
you don’t know what I’m doing have you been drinking
exactly mom Cowboy Bob an me fore workout why three shots bourbon in my whey starts morn in out jus fine
you jus got out of treatment
would you like to know why
I don’t have to sit here an listen this
yer sit in down you have free will I’m sit in at the bar
bob has a bar
yep his name is Cowboy Bob
you need to come home
exactly where would that be
home where you belong
I don’t belong to a home do you have a home
I’m high on a stool right now
your doing drugs
I haven’t had any temple powder sense breakfast
you need to come home
I can’t come home I said I’m at the bar right now you can come down here if you like I spect not it’s a pretty long drive
a little over teaspoon do yah jus right wad some say
I require higher levels of protein I watch my calories and aminos
you need to be watching more than that
they say a bite of love juice will do yah good do you want more kids
do you need more protein you ain’t got no cord you can’t cut my cord it’s Cowboy Bob’s
do you want some eggs I need some with my acid
are you calling me fat are you
don’t accuse me of any thing do you know what your doing to me I shouldn’t of had you it’s what I should of done
I’m not going to sit here an listen to this anymore your on drugs do you know what your doing to us
you have free will I’m crack in two eggs
if you like you can have eggs with me if you like have something else it’s your frig I already mixed the powder why it comes with amino acids.
Would be no structure would be to brittle
They wouldn’t be able to survive protein and calcium protects them in their shell.
They have no more down my throat in my temple tummy tum yum yum.
Do you want me to give you a run down on the fertilization of an egg.
Our we can have a partnership for a drug free America. This is your brain, you could have fried, some pas tense, while i ate mine raw no drugs.
Im Mc Gruff the crime dog. That’s Jenny but that’s not Jenny’s dad. If she gets in that car. Let me show you something.
Would you like McGruff to show you something he’s got a rain coat.
Grrr see that boy on that their playground.
Why yes their are quite a few of them on that their playground.
Grrr every day in this here country 60 kids disapear.
I spec you got the facts after all your the crime dog.
Grrr union with god for their eternal life in heaven
MOM PLEASE HELP
grrr McGruff take a bite out of crime
Mom would you like some pistachios
greek word harpazo not paso
Do you need a pearl necklace ourdoes someone else. Means to snatch away is it wet. Cause you uno in church wedding. Would you like a nother dose of free advertisement.
keep them doggies roll in roll in Raw Hide
Some run away some are kidnapped.
Even by people they know.
Theirs a kid jus like Jenny.
You know your dose kids don’t know how to protect themselves at school and at home. Because they don’t know the fish of hate you eat. What your doing to us will be the fish you eat.
what is that
dont finish I say exactly what I mean
I was never on no street Mc Gruff taste your words before you speak
Muscle recovery I’m not building mass
I didnt go to massI don’t need recovery they need me. Do you want me to peal your onion Demi Moore I have Patric Swayze eyes.
Ohh my love my darlin I’ve hungered for your touch only time goes so slowly and time can only do so much
i know its ghost
do KNOW I
Im Fabio I can hang up this hear phone
your beefcake is gonna finish his tare muscle recover whey drink.
silence is a virtue don’t shed a tear I ain’t goin no underwater
would you like to get to the bottom of your sticky situation
you don’t have normal man hate
I don’t have do you know what your doing to us
mom you have free will hang up the phone
you already have enough to use for the purpose of your hate to use
you call same time every Sunday why is that
because I love you
why is that
you have to think I love you why is that
im not going to
think why is that I love you
if you think I’m
if you think I love you
wad you work in towards anyhow your pearlnecklace ain’t on no food pyramid
you can be Ozzy an eat a bat I’ll be Harriet the adventure of one life to live
I won’t be going to your general hospital. Neither will my brothers, the three friend you don’t know so well
do you want three tokens of the qualities i posses
a women like you can’t have
For better or worse it wont build your muscles,seaman will not make your hair, shiny our your skin a new, boys long ago have told you so
He’s particular to his master you know, Sigmund Freud you know you named after, sense meaning transformation into a form that can be understood, final breakdown of their relationship,Freud be clinical originating from conflict in psyche,you have my own man envy,opus collective works Jung, Pavlov had a dog he don’t think why he don’t bite,Ziggy won’t bite Pavlov, had a theory, look to your left out the front window, look back cross the room,no one is home.
If your kids where home alone. They would be master. Until his best friend came home.
Dorthy your wealthy Almire Gulch that’s not Toto look in at you like that on the couch. Dorthy live in Kansas. Where his master rather be.
Pschic secretion your degree not for greed.
You call Freud a genius they called Ivan’s scientific investigation genius.
Orphaned kids drilling a hole in their cheeks an applying elecric shock.
They never had any hate.
Years of twisted calculated hate manipulation.
Judy done gone with the wind you ain’t no Garland. You didn’t hit your head on no bath tub Dorthy. Your vapor started long befor your droplet in your cloud.
Your euthanasia of Toto’s master began.
When you spec that was.
He’s jus like sunshine.
I ain’t got the the brain facts. I spec Doppler radar never picked you up. Be in you know Reno an all. Be in I didn’t see all the dust an debtor. Be in I was sunshine an you donepicked up an left.
An landed you a house towards the east west still be Kansas. A place I never wanted to leave.
Sunshine I was 15 you couldn’t be my ball an chain. I never been in no chain gang. Zacks is the place to be our kinda bar to be.
He didn’t have the same look for you.
Imna give you a little ditty bout Jack an Diana. You weren’t two American kids grow in up in no heart land.
Was no Diane debutante asleep in the back seat of his car.
He didn’t tell you we should run off to no city.
Thad be firs trip mom. That would be first time I met my dad.
You don’t have to call Jerry dad anymore. I had the same last name if you recall.
It wont be no las call braw my brothers are come in.
Second trip do you recall.
It was the day before .
she’s tryin call me a drug addict now.
I tried it once I didn’t like it
I was at the Dongs house it was after warsling practice why you laugh in
we call it wrestling
anyways she’s bat shit crazy she tried do same thing when I was 14
We snuck out the house went bogaarts
we only stole one beer a piece
got caught in an alley by the police
she said I needed treatment try send me ta Salina insurance wouldn’t cover it She said I had to go to met in’s with my dad
It’s okey you can call him dad
he even said I didn’t need ta go ta no meet in’s. But the way she talks to him an everybody else
I was 11 tried hang in myself we all had to go to council in
Mr Goddard said he might be an alcoholic she starts tell in me things he done I don’t remember any of them things like she says em she tells Miss Goddard these things
she was put in words in my mouth the whole time
My mom said your dad ain’t got no drink in problem it’s your mom that’s got the problem
his las name was Colby is that Aunt Nancy’s last name
Do you want ta hang up the phone now. It ain’t gonna matter either which way.
We ain’t get in married Freud.
Mom I ain’t 11 I ain’t 14 I aint 16 I ain’t I’m 20 now.
Neither one of us has to stretch our head an do our best James Dean. Let’s finish the song nice an slow for you.
Anyhow after I got back ta house. Wadn’t back bout hour, dad answers the door. It’s officer Aldridge I’m in my mom‘s papazon chair wad ever call it. I
get up my dad says sit back down. Said he had a question for me. Did I give them any marijuana. I go they said I did. They said they got it from you. I go then I guess I did. What I want to know is who gave it to you. I found it walk in home from practice.
Officer Aldridge leaves
have you been smoke in that shit
I go that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a joint
he looks at her I said to em you don’t need to look at her I say what I mean
he don’t like it when I say things like that
an she knows it cause it happens every time so know she tells dad I’ve been act in funny I tell him to look at me
do I seem like I’m acting funny to you
he dudnt even look at me
i already know what she’s gonna say
do you see that Jerry I have no control over him
Dad she’s doin that on purpose
he needs help he’s been doing something
your the one who needs help
do you see the way he’s talk in to me Jerry
im already ready cause I know it’s gonna happen
I haven’t raised my voice my energy hasn’t changed
Jake your in denial. It’s going to be ok we’re going to get you some help
Dad are you going to listen to her, I don’t even hardly drink.
I said dad you didn’t have a drink in problem either. I go your the one that had to fake it before you make.
that’s what they say in meet in’s
I’ve never been to one
sep he ain’t fake in he doesn’t an never has had a drink in problem he don’t know this cause she’s brain worshed em along with everybody else
she goes Jerry do you see what he’s doing to us she looks over at me
I already know what she’s goin to say.
I want her to know it this time. So I wink at her an say.
My grandpa ain’t never gonna die
See I don’t let her talk bout my grandpa in any kind of bad way. She knows this cause I’ll make her pay for it.
YOU don’t know my dad he was an ALCOHOLIC just like you
you don’t know my grandpa like I know my grandpa my grandpa ain’t an alcoholic my grandpa an me don’t tell you a thing me and my grandpa never have my grandpa an me will never tell you a thing
I wudn‘t sleep in the back of yer mustang. Wudn’t like she was man hate in way she talk. I’ve never known anyone who talks the she talk.
I’ve been cut in weight imna make varsity my freshman year. Coach from cccc baseball camp asked if I would like to come play after I graduate. All my friends live here.
she was test in the water I don’t bite
When a women don’t like what’s goin on in a relationship. They start to plan ahead.
This is what women have done and always will do. It’s because their animals.
Protection Security an mating
You have three kinds of men.
The first is a man, the second is a mans man, the third is you are your own man.
This breed is rare. This breed pics the alphas to be their leaders. This also means they chose who ever they want to mate.
Selective breeding do you know what your mom looks like.
Look at my face.
Do you know what I look like.
why are you laugh in
that is also rare drink your beer
So she’s stare in at me like she want kill me
so I figure we jus get this done an over with now
so I wink at her an I go how much you drink when he’s not roun
are you gonna keep let her do that to yah she’s the one with the bat shit crazy problem your not my dad Jerry you need to be in treatment Jerry yer not an alcoholic Jerry we all could move to Reno an live with my dad
You don’t live in no heartland
do you Melloncamp. Jacky go ahead sit back reflect your thoughts for a moment
You ain’t suckin on no chili dog outside no tastee freeze.
Oh yah life goes on long after the thrill is gone walk on.
Not always visible for a vortex to be a tornado. Mus be in contact with ground and base. Dorthy their is no strong two brothers are come in winds at the cerveza surface meaning it won’t be in the face. Meaning I don’t unless I have to. Meaning either way I like to fight.
Meaning sense firs grade meaning he looked 10 foot tall Meaning you like to start fights meaning I have no fear meaning I don’t care if I finish em.
Meaning two good brothers come in down Modesto. Come pick me up next week. One brother be stayin home . That means Friday two brothers bounce in.
That sound I jus come down off Cowboy Bob’s rather high kitchen bar stool.
Which apparently he built himself.
You haven’t seen the sunshine, sense I already know when, my momma never told me, to be a good boy, it won’t be with a gun, I won’t have to watch him die, I’m not goin to let him die,I won’t hang my head and cry, i‘m all heart I don’t have to keep a close watch on this heart of mine, because yer not mine, I don’t do lines, I make my own line,I don’t sell no ass for cash grass, sing your blues, won’t be no black eye, your Jonny ain’t at home, I’m an in Christ outlaw I sing no Folsom city blues.
You want me change song for yah.
That’s plain to see but nowhere near as full grown as he like to be, I’ll go to the and have a few, I’ll wait till he feels like superman, my brother Maverick at the bar, he likes the juice, other two brothers you don’t know so well,they like to work out with their juice, they like to fight, how they like to fight, not on this night, Mavrick get’s to fight, jar head Vanilla,fresh out boot be camp, ain’t no Ice Man, 10foottall an bullet proof with friends at bar, Flavor Flav he don’t like me much, cause his girl does, he ain’t ain’t no Travis Tritt,I’ll be yer huckleberry noknucklesTomCruise here’s yer serenade, ain’t gonna be your top gun, enlisted no spinach needed,I dont drink like no saylor,theirs no tenderness to the four fingers tips to the throat, you know I don’t get on my knees for god, you’ve lost that love in feeling, now it’s gone gone oh ahh oh
Not to worry Dorthy I’m not a fortune-teller. 9 credit short ain‘t goin back for what you call a degree. Professor Marvel was no charlatan. Person practicing to obtain money power fame. Quackery a faker is not a quaker.
Cowboy church no worries Dorthy I can still see over the kitchen counter.
Im a bible wizard with boots.
There was a man in the land of Uz who’s name was Job. S cholors say Uz is a fictional place to serve the story of job. The wizard of Oz was translated in Hebrew sub titles they chose Uz.
I will grant your wish to see the wizard,
If you give the Scarecrow back his brain
Give the Tin Man back his heart
Give the lion back his courage
Bring me the wickedbroomstickwitch
Look over at Ziggy not out the winda
look down in front of wine glass
that ain’t Fabio on the cover
my dad your fantasy before your call
Your mom only thinks about herself
always has an always will.
He don’t like you. It don’t have anything to do with me. Your your own man in his home. He don’t know that. Because he sees you as his son. I jus met him tonight he’s a good man. I read people i’ve never been wrong. Except once I was 16. You read people like me.
That was the night before you sent me away I was 16.
do you know who I am
Renita does that voice sound soothing to you
do you know who I am Renita
That was 29 years ago your animal was 39
your body is 69 years old this is June 15th
i have no dna I am granpajacob’s Christ
page 55 I write NEVER THE
The moon was full over Mulberry hill. Cast in it's pretty Glow about. It was get in late. Wasn't no sound stir in, that friday night. On Ray an MA Ruth's farm. Not even the three blind mice. Which at this time were banished any how. An had made there way down ta Shreks swamp. On account of chase in MA Ruth around. Blindly all the time. Tryin ta get her, to drop them baby ruths .That so happened to be all four of em's fav.
Sissy what are you doin. You jus got that, no not your cape. That above your eye. From the coffee table. That was jus the other night.
Your goin ta have ta eat whole. Lot more them wheaties. Ta pin me Sissy. An jus cause they got. Marry Lou Retton on the box. Ain't got nothin ta do. Our goin ta help. You wrastle any better.
Shut up Sheldon, im bout ta give yeah. The whole can of woop as huh, side dish some knuckle sandwich.
OK,Ok Sissy you know that cape. Ain't goin make you fly. Cept into thad night stand. Keep eat in those wheaties though.
Anyhow little Avery came a tip toe in . On through in her nijango. Tryin be all sneaky, quite an slick, as snot like. In one hand two of granpa Ray's finest carrots. With jus touch of that. Not so hidden ranch on top. The other a pair of numb chucks. Not the Norris Chuck kind. Not if a wood chuck, could chuck wood kind. Jackie oh yeah, not tough Chuck total gym Noris kind. But as kind as Chan kind. Ole master Wu knew what she,was a doin though. Ninjango she was, an what does a ninja ware. Don't know can't see em. But them two carrot's come out quick like. Them ears weren't no bunnies. An weren't perked for no nestle quik. Naw them noses an whiskers . Was a twitch in quarter click back. When master Wu put some there fav. Not so hidden now, not so chocolatey thick. She knew they would know. So good ,ear stand in ,quick snatch in, ranch love in. Fun Minnie, love in Pearl. All around, fun love in. Aunt Tina's old goats.
Minnie in ah purdy straw hat. An Pearl in her souther bell finest dress. That cousin Jess
Sissy you want Sheldon take Sissy's dress off. Yeah all want ta hear the rest.
Anyhow so Jess , when he was little. Got into MA Ruth closet. Got out her hat with 1.98 tag still on. Hillbilly kinda like, Sissy Sheldon like,southern bell dress. Used ta sneak out. All quite like, an play dress up. Hat fur Minnie, dress for Pearl. Them two goats liked play in. Dress up so much. Ever sents been ware in em. Well little Avery made her way. On the tip idy top. Spin in like a top. Ta the very top. Ta the winda top. Spin in like a top. Eat in a baby ruth. Watch in MA Ruth, an grandpa Ray. Watch in Hee Haw. While walk in, an talk in ta Jess. On the walkie talkie. Were he was, enjoy in himself a bearclaw. An second help in, enjoy self. Bein grounded , at his granddady's . For a weekend of early morning potato pick in. Fur listen in ,ta Curtis. The finest picker Leow. Down at Jerry's garage. While buy in nana Renita smokes. With note in hand. Were he liked pet in,Old Loews dog Lobo. While Curtis played, an ole dobro,cross his knee.
Master Wu again I see.
Naw you don't see cousin Jess.
You go ta Uncle Frank's today.
Yep, an we we finished make in your Super duck. MA Ruth goin tan thad hide,yeah ain't careful. She see's thoughs bearclaws. Yeah been swipe in. From daylight doughnuts of all places. You don't need ta ack out. Know how does a ninja relax. They's kick it cousin Jess.
Jesse slipped that old tiger eye, on his finger. Slid out the winda. All quik quite, an slick as snot like. Them lightin bugs was doin there dance. As them kids made there way. Walkie an talkie in. Ta the other side of the tracks. Were Nick was behind the wheel. Admire in himself
Some years years back. Little Avery, an cousin Jess. Mom an dad were walk in . Back from daylight doughnuts . Were they were hit. By Boss Hog, while he was reach in,under the floorboard. For some of Cooters finest whitelightin.
One of those times. Yah don't want,
NoT No HoW NoT No WaY
Anyhow them kids was headed. Ta old man Burtons place. Jus little pass four corner's. Know old man Burton,back in the day. Used ta be one of the finest. Moonshine makers this side of Hazard. An in most folks views. Cloud county has the finest whitelightin. Old man Burtons grandson Cooter. Still makes to this day. Know back in the day. When Cooter was a pup. An old man Burton, an Cooter's dad. Were tryin ta out run. One Officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain. Which at the time. Was hopped up on whitelightin. They was headed back from the hardware store. Were they was buyin some copper. They swerved to avoid Minnie an Pearl. Which had got in out. On account of Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Naw that chevy wasn't headed for no levy. Naw that was a river.
Anyhow know Jess an Little Avery. Jumped in the back. Of Uncle Frank's 54 ford. Them kids was off. Bye Bye Miss American Pie, was play in.
Nick watch out, your about to drive into the levy. Joe goes
Yah quit flex in,save your macho,for macho duck. An the troupe at Uncle Frank's.Kristie goes
You sure are goin to make a pretty Kristie duck.Nick goes
Don't worry about my sister. And watch the road. Joe goes
Don't you worry, imna get us there. You worry bout bein Joe Juggle duck. An put on some of that. Right said Fred, so i can sing. Ta to sexy for my shirt. In this here mirror. Nick goes
As they all laugh, an he put's the peddle down. On thad old ford.
Yell out that winda Joe. An tell Avery leave that ninja outfit on. Till we all get there. An quit jump in round like that. Kristie goes
Sure is going to make a good Tumble duck. Joe goes
If she don't crack her skull open. Joe goes
Yah she sure is a good gymnast though. She keeps eat in thoughs wheaties. She jus might make the olympics yet. Kristie goes
Know lot of folks think. Old man Burton an his son. They still haunt in the place. Try in ta scare folks off. Cooter I'll tell yah though. Naw my dad, an granddad. Is up in heaven were they belong. Cooter don't stay out there. Anymore on account of memories. Anyhow he told the kids. They could hang out on the property. When ever they liked. Jus don't say, BETELGEUSE, BEETLE JUICE, three times. Looks like Bell under the hood. Of thad old willy's jeep. That used to belong to her granddad.Who had brought it back home, after WWII. Which her and her dad. Were work in on restore in. Along with there relationship. After he had come back . From the gulf war. Well one night Billy Bob Bell. An Bell were work in on Old Willy. Billy had take in thad last drop. Of that old milwaukee. Him an his ole man used, ta tip back. Bella wanted some taco bell. So Billy Bob run for the boarder. On a beer run. An like them kids. Uncle Frank always says. Lifes like a box of chocolate. You never know what your goin ta get. Well bout that same time. Nick's dad which both so happened. Ta have the same first names. Except for Thorton on the end. Had been down at the VFW. With his little sister. Who he liked to call Choco taco. On account of them bein her fav. Billy Bob was play in Santa. An Choco was his cute little elf. Well Billy the bad Santa that he was. Had had a couple beers at the VFV. An thought it would be ok to drive. Which he normally didn't have any kids. With him at the club. They was headed home. Jus bout ta four corners. An were come in from the east. When a raindeer that was come in from the north. Were the gravel on the road was frozen. Had come slip in an slide in. All four hulves went flyin . On by the stop sign. Well come in from the south. At thad same time. Was Ethal, who don't normally drink an drive. After her tea, with jus a splash of whitelightin. Had take in off on her lawnmower. To find Sven the raindeer. That all the kids loved so much. An is purdy rare white in color. Which alot of folks took as an olman. On account of when Renita . When she was alittle girl. Was out ride in her horse T.K. An when Sven had jus started. To sprout those antlers. Seen our father in heaven between them. Others from all over the country. Come to take a look at. Which Sven jus loves. Cause he likes to prance an show himself off. Who had got in out. On account of Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Know come in from the west. Billy Bob while reach in down. Ta get that chihuahua. He thought Bell might like. An her choco taco that had fell. When he looked back up. Billy Bob met Billy Bob eye to eye. An in a blink of an eye. It was all over.
One of those times. Yah don't want,
NoT No HoW NoT No WaY
Well grandma didn't get ran over. By a raindeer that day. Naw old Ethal is still on thad porch. To this very day. Drink in her special tea concoction. Watch in Sven prance in. Like no Prancers business. Full of that Jesus pride. Thad was give in to em.
Hey Jess seen Terry . Down at the Piggly Wiggly again. Nick goes
Oh lord not again. Why in the world. Is he always naked. In the park in lot, on them roller skates.
Don't know Jess, but Officer Dangles with them daizy dukes on. Was chase in him around again. An Terry's little wiggly, was wiggly all over the place. You might want ta keep your short's on. This water is cah,cah cold.
Does Officer Dangles even know. His jibblits is always hanging out. You boy's quit talkin. An worry in bout his,an yah all's wiggly's. Kristie goes
Well them kids was way down yonder. It wasn't on no Chattahooche. But was hotter than a hoochy coochy. On old man Burtons pond. With a tire swing a swing in. Ta alot about live in, an hold on there Alen Jackson. Thad be whole lot about love. Them kids were get in alittle crazy. Thought might be a good idea. To get little Avery an cousin Jess. Home before they get caught. Well Nick dropped them off. On the other side of the tracks. That grass wasn't greener. On the other side. Not Van Gogh golden, partially harvested wheat. Thad was bread basket wheat right there. An didn't have nothin ta do. With no look in out the asylum winda. That there was a full gently sway in. As you can get. Heart of America wheat field. An under that sky. It wasn't pattered with white clouds. The Starry Night
Was full bright an starry though. That wasn't no bird, nor plane bust in through them clouds. That was WAY-V0'z-THE-EGO'z. An he wasn't come in from no Krypton. But a little egg planet called Ork. An that ride in on him. Didn't have no cape, superhuman strength, an wasn't bullet proof. That was Dizzy a come in. With QHAHACLES of laughter. Made from pure love an joy.
WHY'z WE'z ALL'z most there WAY-VO'z. Don't drop ME'z suite case. WE'z QUAHGROOVIN know,keep on keep in on. Gyro'z on down MY'z egg bud'z.
AYE-aye my fun love in duck bud.
Well that egg shaped spaceship. Come gyro in, this way, that way, an every which way. That gyro-scope was sure off though. Cause thad egg, jus landed on some eggs. Thad be milkweed, an thoughs be monarch butterfly eggs. An that milkweed was planted back in May. On May day by Ray. Who wasn't have in no decline. Of them purdy orange an blacks. Because of no commercial farm in. Well when them kids come run in. Through the wheat field. Ta see what it was. That come gyro in, down from the sky. Bought crapped there pants. Watch in that egg galaxy zoomer. Shoot in back through the sky. Leave in a trail of rainbow dust behind. Peak in out the wheat. See in that black duck. Spin in around like that. An when that banana. Come flyin out that silver glove hand. Them kids locked eyes . On what they call in Corinthians 13.4. An that duck said
Na Nu Na Nu
An little Avery turned her head. Ta look at Jess. He looked at her. Looked back an goes. Your get in yourself all dizzy.
WHY'z I'z BE'z Dizzy then.
What kind of alien are you.
WHY'z I'z BE'z a duck.
I never heard a duck talk like that before.
WHY'z ALL'z Orkinducks talk like this.
Quit stare in at him Avery. An close your mouth. Before some thin flies in it. Like an egg, our milkweed that's fly in around.
WHY'z I'z is no him.
Wad are you then. Yeah got a pretty glow about you.
WHY'z thank you MY'z loveling. WHY'z I'z BE'z a duck from Ork.
I'z you'z a boy our a girl.
WHY'z I'z BE'z Dizzy from Ork.
Well Dizzy sure ain't Pat. From saturday night live Avery.
Did your other E.T.'s leave yeah. Was yah all collect in plant's. Are they come in back for yah. I like that red space suit. Why's it got a red triangle on it. Them silver space glove. Sure do glow an sparkle. Was that a rainbow come in from your spaceship. Oh you arn't a boy our girl are you. Your so black and soft. That purple polka dot bow tie, is so cute. Lookie look cousin Jess. Dizzy ain't got no duck feet. Them look like Sully. They's furry, blue, them toenails is huge. Oh Dizzy them purple spot's . Match your bow tie.
Well this ain't no Boo . Over come in fear Avery. Bes get Dizzy outa here. Before the men in black get here. Officer dipstick probably seen thad egg. Shoot in back across the sky. Look in like it was made, from spacely sprocket's. With a cog in it.
That gyro-scope was sur off. Goin over Mulberry Hill.
Anyhow kids had stumbled across a new friend. An Dizzy's first lovelings. They had jus hit that old dirt road. When the sound of though cherry's on top. Went ta pop in off. When a lark with it's black V patch. From it's neck to it's chest. Jus started to puff out. An at that same time. That no good yellow truck. Come pop in,over the top of the hill. Wasn't no Hank Hill. Playin king of the hill that night. Naw thad was crazy Betty Joe. No beer in an alley type of drink in. That was the hopped up. On whitelightin an drive in type. An right behind her. One officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain in hot persuite. With a bump of his cup. Whitelightin went ta flyin. Bird went to flyin. An Betty Joe come flyin on by. The three musketeers got spun around three times. One officer Roscoe Pee Coaltrain. Ended up with whitelightin all over himself. Little Avery goes there's no place like home. An all three headed through the oak tree's . Ta grandpa and grandma's house.
Dizzy you gona have ta stay . Down here for the night. In grandpa Ray's cellar. These right here, are the fattest , biggest nightcrawlers around. Folks from everywhere come to get these worms. From my grandpa's worm farm. They's good for fishin.
WHY'z Dizzy QUAHDIGS, these QUAHCRAWLERS.
You hungry, you'z don't eat worms do yeah.
Well thad sun come up quick. An in a hurry like. Over Mulberry Hill that morning. Ray get's up before the rooster crow though. DOO-DAhh! DOO-DAhh! an Jess eyes crack open. An on Ohh,DOO -DAhh Day. he through them covers off. An was up an run in. An Leghorn went ta strut in. Back to his lookout. An eye in one in particular. He liked to woo Miss Purdy. That he was alittle soft on.
Jesus an his beloved Mary. Well I'll be if it ain't a duck.
Na Nu Na Nu
An a talk in duck at that.
WHY'z I'z BE Dizzy
Well they call me Ray.
Were you come in from Dizzy.
WHY'z I'z come from ORK Ray'z.
You can call me grandpa Ray then.
Jesse come a slip in, an a slide in, down them steps. An had ta spill the beans.
Dizzy be jus fine Jess. Walks like a duck,talks like us. So Dizzy jus quack like a duck. Around the grown ups. So they'll think your a duck. Jess why don't you. Get to pick in them potatoes. They goin be good. When I fry em up for supper. Let's go see MA. Get something in your belly.
Let's QUAHADDLE then grandpa Ray'z. QUAHACLES Jess
Here he comes up over the mound. Honk in, an yodeling, and a waddlin. Come in for a gander. An with one last waddle. Plopped from top, ta the top of Jess's head. An back down beside. An they both made there way. To the potato field. Know this was no ordinary goose. This was Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. That is what they call. Kinda off in the head. The crazy graylag goose thad he was. An what's good for the goose. Is good for the gander. As he eye balled. The latch to Minnie and Pearl's gate. As he waddled along side Jess. With his grey that faded ta silver black tip. At the end of his feather's. Ta the end of the yard. An the start of Jess's potato pick in.
Jus over yonder Hannibal. The brains of the operation. That was about to go down. An who had full ,an free range of the farm. An who's sucklin days. Were long behind her. An was little Avery's pride win in. Purple ribbon sow back in the day. This early morning mission. Like it often was. Involved fun Minnie, love in Pearl, all around fun love in. Aunt Tina's old goats. That faded ta gray, with thoughs black spots. That would swirl to yeah. Turned her head, SA-SUE-E...SA-SUE-E...SA-SUE-E ta BA. Who knew the call well. Know BA sense day one. Had always had him, a bad attitude. An got his name. From who most kids called Aunt Nancy. Who Joe an Kristie called mom. An Joe when he was about knee high. An had heard puplic enemy. For the first time. Thought BA might have a bad attitude. on account of him bein black. So ta add a little flavor. Flav to his soul. Joe put a gold chain. With a nice big clock. On the end of that young Herens neck. After there mom crossed over into heaven. John an the kids moved to town. An BA come to the farm. Been slam jam in. With them little horns. An his bling on ever sense. To time is god,sense that first day Joe. Had turned him on to it. BA licked his chops. At that old pork chop. Cause he dug them cherry's. They would share together later. An with that, made his way. To distract Leghorn. With his stare an show him who's boss.
SA-SUE-E SA-SUE-E SA-SUE-E Echoed across ta Face. For the grandma distraction. Which he was made for. On account of Ma Ruth. While visit in rainbow meadows rescue ranch. Locked eyes an adopted one another. Right there on the spot. Were MA Ruth said up Face. an he trotted his happy self. Up into Ray's old dodge. Face which was his give in name. An who Kristie liked to call Pinky Pie. After her fav my little pony. Who loved to through party's. Kristie would dye that little brown mini horse. Long main that looked like Leo the lions. Jus like Pinky Pies. But in Kristie's own Pinky Face way. Main, tail, markings, an everything. An they would have themselves. Tea parties on the side of the house. Friendship is magic,cause Face didn't like it to much. Everytime she come out . Face's mouth would turn up. In that grin jus the two of em shared. With a click,click, come on over Pinky Pie. An he would Pinky on over. Pinky was all bout business at this min. He had him less time. Ta swipe thoughs four sours. For his A-team buds. Before MA Ruth turned back around. An he made his flurty face. At the same time MA Ruth turned back. An said Ohh Face. An got behind them ears. For his fav scratch in. It was time for action. An Howlin Mad Goose,The Goose Murdock. Come a hop in,skip in,an a flap in. Those wings like mad. Not to the funny farm. Were life was but a dream. But ta the chicken coupe. Honk in, an yodeling the whole way. Try in to catch flight. With them clipped wings. Flew on by BA, an Leghorns stare down. One flew over the Cuckoo's nest. Thad day he took flight. Further than he ever had. That crazy goose flew all the way. Over that chicken coop. Ta the hatch, an back down again. Hens come a spill in. An run in, every which way. Murdock made quick exit stage left. With a patter of them pink feet. A quick Marcus fast step. A turn like Allen. Right pass Tina , that was come in. Ta get them eggs. Ta save the day. With touchdown, a few inches away. Flipped his beak up to the latch. An them all around fun love in goats. Were off an run in. To munch down on Tina's cabbage patch.
It was a Ken Kesey. Family farm kinda day!
WHY'z thank you grandpa Ray'z, an MA Ruth'z. WHY'z I'z jus love ME'z this cottage cheese.
Why your welcome Dizzy. An Jess instead of you an Avery. Tryin to be all sneaky. Just have Nick pick you all up. over here tonight Avery your go in break that neck. With that ninja stuff. If yeah ain't careful. Why don't you save all that. For the gymnastics floor. Ray goes
An Jess stay away from daylight doughnuts. An bes be back fore Carson come on. Our imna Johny , you up side that hard. Harded head of yours. MA Ruth goes
You all look out for Dizzy know. An remember Dizzy, if yeah run into any grown folk. Jus quack like a duck.Ray goes
It was no Halloween town. Situation at old man Burtons. That old yellow chip peeled house. Was no portal to Christmas town. Naw that was a ways off, into the future. An that was no 85 DeLorean. But a 54 minus the flux capacitor. Nick rolled up front in. On that creak idy porch. Copper eyes from moon light. Coal black as night. From nose ta tip of tail. Who didn't know any witches our bad luck. Wasn't stalk in ,our hiss in. But sway in,an a purr in. Ta the stray cat strut. Was Alley the rockabilly disco cat. It is said,a black cat. Can keep ill away. Where it dwells from fevers deadly sway. An with a rumble of the tum. An an arch of her back. Kristie come with her meow mixed in hand. One last winded meow, an scratch of the back. With a reach an turn of knob. A wisk of cold breeze. A soft wisper, prayer is the road to heave. But faith opens the door. Dont be scared, were passed the gatekeeper. I don't see no Burtons in here. I ain't fraid no ghosts. Come on you all. BEEETLEJUICE, no poltergeist yet. Hope it don't like franks. Come on yeah frankenweenies. These piggly wiggly weenies,is get in cold.Kristie goes
BEETLEJUICE, hey Edward Scissor hands, don't scratch that purple velvet.
Maybe little Avery might wanna get back here. An balance it then. There yeah go over the door knob. Yeah door knob,ain't thad hard Nick.
BEETLEJUICE, the son, an the holy ghost. Ain't no poltergiest here, our father. Got us a new E.T. bud though. Come on in Dizzy. An get yeah some munch munch. These piggly wiggly, big as you get cloud county dogs.
WHY'z THEY'z in heaven QUAHFURRY.
With a long stare, and long pur. With a warm vibe from head to tail. An blink of her eyes. Vibrated away doin her rockabilly disco strut.
Thank you Dizzy for the frankincense
WHY'z ALL'z welcome Kristie'z
Yeah we ain't got no myrrh.Speak in of wine. Cousin Jess you keep drink in strawberry boone's. Up at Mulberry Hill. MA Ruth gonna strawberry thad behind. You need ta be listen in to Deana Carter. Get your first taste of love. At the church in morning with me.
You ain't the problem Avery. I ain't go in to no church. With no minister Lithgow in it. He's a hipocrite, an the rest of the church. Start in with John Wesley's self righteousness of faith. Ta think god raised methodist. Above every one else.
You's was raised in the church cousin Jess. An i ain't talk in bout nana Renita.
I ain't talk in about nurse Ratched. Why don't you, go to church tomorah. With a long plain dress on. An don't speak until spoken to. An acked like a good little quaker. Your still go in to go to church. Talk in, walk in, be in a woman. Ware in any dress you want. Aint yeah Lithgow an your wesleyan methodist. Don't allow no dance in. What have you been do in sense you was eight. An what do you love to do. DANCE You go in to quit the floor exercise to. Lithgow's way out of bounds. An way outside the church. With get in that town boundry passed. An the rock quarry closed. Ban on dance in. I'll tell yeah this though. Lora, kevin, an me, left mill after work. Ta tip a few back. We ended up over the otherside of Mulberry Hill. In Hazard of all places. An of all people to run into. Jessica Simpson an her plastic stills self. She can't make moonshine like her granddad. Coppers were it's at. Ain't Curtis fault general Lee's dead. Shouldn't been hunt in, near Leows camp.
Anyhow we all went to ed walkers. Pulled into the drive in. Was no were's the beef. I figured I could win thad T-shirt. This aint't no wendy's fish in story. Thad hub cap burger. Was five pounds of no joke. Getter done, almost got her done in forty five. Might as well been the whole angus. Jess goes
BA keeps it up. I sware he get's me from behind. With them little horns. One more time We all goin be eat in good this winter. Cousin Jess real reason you was there. Was Lora an them roller skates. In them daisy dukes. That Singer girl ain't nothin but trouble. You need ta be in cloud county. An eat in at scoopers were you belong. Keep in that baby face. An not come in back. With black eyes, look in like elephant man. Avery goes
Anyhow when we rolled in. Toward the back,by this big oak. I see...get ready for it...Both doors wide open. The uglyest forein car ever made. An was not stuck in no neutral,our in no zone. Who's car is always break in down. All over town,an you see walk in everywere. Get ready here it come...(sip of bottle) Lithgow and Miss Dianne, out front of his saab. In back of that big oak. Under them string glow lights. With almost paradise, play in kissy face, an dance in. Sick I tell yeah. SICK SICK SICK Probably why i didn't win. Jess goes
Yeah all, i think a dance would be kinda nice. We should have one out here. Bell hit play on that boombox. Let's listen to some Reba. Fast forward my moma's mix tape. Ta is there life out there. Jess why don't you put that bottle down. An go light that fire. Kristie goes
Girl I couldn't get much higher. I'll light this night on fire. Jess goes
Come on baby light my fire. Nick thank you for bringing in the wood. Kristie goes
It's ah woodchuck full. Ain't much the chucks,chucked out there. Move out dah way Jess wud you find Nick goes
It ain't no superduck full. Hold on it's caked in dirt. A seven year Bill an Bob chip. Dizzy take your load off. In that archie bunker right there. That's what im talk in bout. You all in our family know.
WHY'z this is QUAHCOZY'z
That's the uglyest tartan thing ive ever seen. Dizzy reach round side there pull up. that's the ticket You'z got the cutest little feet. Susposed ta storm tomarrow. You two,archie whirldwind chasers goin out.Bell goes
Crow-Tin-Lion is paced, an axle ready to go.Kristie goes
Thad dodge is ah beast. I enjoyed work in on her.Bell goes
Well that ain't very Belladuck like Bell.
Well Joe you should be less Brett like. You catch, not come in off third. Your one behind plate, talk in most trash. Chuck deserved it though. We all fell over laugh in. When Youngs ponched yeah back. Crack in them knucles, on your mask. Sent them Hazard boys. Home run in thad day. Jesse James over there, get in arested. Officer dipstick got it out for yeah. Should been Youngs get in arested. Hey duck comander you got a dip. Bell goes
Naw i quit, kingduck is jesus. I don't care about politics.Joe goes
You go ta church don't yeah. They's all about politics. Tell in women, what they should, an shouldn't ware. How ta talk,walk, an act. Thad wesleyan church yeah all go to. Same one my grandpa went to before world war two. An same one dad an me. Used to go to. With all there teetotalism, an fake smiles. Talk in trash, about my dad, behind his back. Most of which tip a few back. After church themselves an drive. Were ever there get in to. Grandpa,dad, are both vets. I will someday make three. Both drank old milwaukee. I make that three. The father,the son,an your holy ghost. Took my Billy Bob Bell.
Happy, Happy, happy,
You got one picked out yet. kw,ku, our k-state. That would be alot juggle in. You goin ta do a flash, our keep em all. Up in the air, like ah trick. kw be bess bet. Yeah still refurbish in the mission. For the troupe Juggleduck, try twelve balls. Don't know how you can see. With them glasses behind that duck head. That's no talking heads. Our speaking in tounges. Little creature he is not. Hasn't got his head shrunken yet. That right there my friends. Is a walk in,talk in,fun love in,Orkanduck. Thad production, we all put in on. Would be a touch of perfection with. Wad you think my duck bud'z.
WHY'z WE'z gonna BE'z QUAHGROOVIN MY'z lovelings.
That's what im talk in bout. Jess goes
That don't look like . A touch of perfection there Jess, old crow.Joe goes
When i drink to the moon. I only drink Cooters shine. After thad swollow an burn. I don't become delirious. But a mad scientist. Become a werewolf I go to the pet cemetery. Howl an bark at the moon. After shine i come alive. An shining, with psychic abilities, cruise ta nurse Ratched"s. An deal deal with her, super natural forces. Of self catholicism An with a nice hello of her vatican rule.
wait till she drifts off. Into her disillusioned , ozzie & harret dreams. An go get us dozen bearclaws. Plus one, leave it with a note.
ALL WORK AN NO PLAY
MAKES JACK A DULL
Naw though, this crow im sip in on. Come from the back of ed walkers. Cause like i said. I don't drink no Jessica plastic stills Simpson shine. An this purdy shiner here, come from Youngs. He ate him some crow though.
God eat eth not his words When he hath once spoken Psalms62 Kristie goes
CaaW CaaW CaaW
Ain't no Jim Crow here. You want a sip my duck bud Jess goes
WHY'z I'z don't QUAHDINK ABSAROKA'S
General Lee shine it ain't Grant use ta drink enough of it though. Ta were he was reported to Lincoln. Who snobly said,can you tell me were he get's it. So i can send. Every general in the field. A barrel of it. I dig this couch Nick. It's still got her. Little chaco taco stain in it. They'd both be proud of yeah. With those Woolen macho chaps of yours. My dad would bust up every time. Yeah used to do. That twirkin ritual of yours. Before get in ,in the shoot. There probably both in hell as we speak. Drink in an old milwhukee, laugh in bout it. Ain't no lake of fire & fry.
Nick looks back up at Bell. Waaya-Tonah-Toesits-kahn Chaco
It's what he yells. Every time he comes out the shoot. Means planket of sun. How's that saddle uncle Frank give yeah. Jess goes
All 80's an 90's ,Officer Carter and him been work in with me.Nick goes
You'll get like Jackson yet. Jess goes
Sundown's were it's at. When im ride in her. We jus kinda become one. An i forget about things.Nick goes
Your jus like a regular Dock Scurlock. Regulators mount up
Let's go ta Hazard , an get them Murphy boys.Jess goes
He who sows the wind. Will reap the wirlwind. Besides Billy i'd rather ride next to Yen Sun at sundown.Nick goes
Forget about things not. You all don't forget. When my moma used to barrel race. They's all used ta party after the rodeo. An Billy ScareCrow Bob, come pop in out the barrel. With nothin but that red nose on. Best fairground an rodeo story ever. An one my dad an your mom. Will never forget He was as good as they s they come. An were you get. Your beautiful cowboy poetry from. Little avery goes
Well i think im go in,ta ease on down the road.
Yeah need ta ease back down. That yellow brick road. To the farm, were you belong.Little Avery goes
Well Munchkin,the good witch is gone. An your free
My daddys the only one calls me munchkin. An yeah better hope. He get's yeah, before Roscoe does. My moma ain't here. To free no scarecrow.Little Avery goes
Least you got Cris now. To kiss your forehead. For magical protection from harm.Jess goes
You think that crow. Is gonna help you. With the wicked witch of the west. You see what your doin . To yourself don't yeah. Use your brain cousin Jess. Same thing she done to your dad. Is start in to happen to you. None of us in this here room. Need a crystal ball. To see were this is goin. Yeah know your dad. After your mom OD, an he left. Became a drug and alcohol counselor. Little Avery goes
Nurse Ratched ain't win in. I drink my own kool-aid. I can't be programed, controlled, our manipulated. To fit in thad purdy little box. Im outside that box.
Respect my authority, Cartman she be,Cartman i be not. Combo's of reward, an subtle shame. Into the melting humiliation. No one understands our see's. There be in controlled by routine operation. No scarecrow set on fire. No need to toss bucket of water. Toto isn't pull in back,this fraud curtain. Melting back into self-rightious. Shame it will go.
Behond ordinary I be
Behond possession I be
Behond narrow I be
Behond expectation I be
Fenced in i will not be be. Wide open I go . Reach in out to the highest pentacle.
WE SHALL GO
Thad be love my friends
Sheldon quit launch in, Evil Knievel into Sissy. You might want ta figure out. How not to fly,over them handle bars. An crack in thad skull. Off that new ramp we built.
Yeah Sheldon, im try in ta listen ta the story. Member when we used ta go. To grandpa an grandma's. An we would all. Watch wizard of oz together. I used to look over at grandma's case. An all of em. Would jus come alive. Like they's was all Really walk in down. That yellow brick road together. Mom say's im go in, to have them some day. Imna have em in me an Kevin's house someday. After we get married. Jus like in ours. Sep over the tv. So we can watch em. All come alive together.
Ok,Ok, so you guy's want to hear the rest.
Anyhow when it rains look for rainbows.
When it's dark look for stars.
Back over the rainbow we go. Were things have a funny way. Of work in out.
You ain't drive in to no Hazard. Quit think in with your little wiggly. There's plenty of Lora's right here. Eat yeah one them piggly wiggly's. An use thad big head of yours. I've only sucked a few suds down. Old Willey an me, will take you home. Besides your truck ain't no charger. Duke boy's you ain't. Jesse James had a horse. An we all got plenty of bearclaws. You got plenty of courage. You don't need a medal to the heart. Like your dad, he's always with you. I'll tell yeah,somethin yeah don't know. When your dad was up at the va hospital. An that witch was flyin. Around on that broomstick. Spread in thoughs lies, an spells of witchery. My dad went up to see him. He couldn't understand for the life of him. Why P.T.S.D. was an excuse. Not for you to see your dad. Cause he wanted to yeah know. Wasn't nothin either,one of em could do. Cause thad Holier-than-thou witch. Had the upper hand. With custody of you an all. Jess what are you goin to do. After you have that broomstick.Bell goes
That house that's spinning through the air. Is a tripple twisting double back. With no monkey on my back, sweeping me away. Im a twister, that don't think, an im free. It all jus melts away. When i land, i don't bump my head miss Gulch. I own the floor with dance monkey. When my head tilts up. An my eyes go up. I smile to mom in heaven. An say thank you Jesus. Ain't no witch, on a broomstick.
Take in my mojo
Doors sound bout right know. Kristie hit that mix, on your moma's mix tape. Let's get some mojo risin in here. Girl that hair look good. You go down ta hc without me. Why in the aqua net hold. Would you do that. When yeahs chase in storms. My lord girl that big hair, ain't gonna hold. Little Avery goes
That hair's not holding for a storm. That's for AJ, an the two arm they do. The arm on bottom. The arm on the top. An that warm look in the eyes. I call it the armacallit. Joe goes
It's not for AJ. I like to look good for myself. Were best friends, weird science boy. Get that bra off your head. An mind out the gutter. Go find yeah a girlfriend. Don't need ta make you one. That ain't no electrodes hooked up. An run in through no doll. That's energy between us. An i'll tell you something, yeah don't know. Yeah don't hear, what you don't see. We say together,No One Fights Alone.
An we got all the power we need. No need for gov't computer. Our serge of Lisa's unlimited magical powers. Thad ain't no cadillac, AJ an me ride in. That's CROW-TIN-LION, she ain't no tiva either. We ride high with 3" lift. Ain't no ford either. We charge in hard in my ram. We only go four wheel drive round here. Them boys on storm chasers. Ain't from no country either. Them are mickey baja claws, claw in all the way. We don't need no fancy equipment. We got brains radar in her. Avery you've come along way, sense jumpin gymnastics. All aroundate Hazard. Don't stand a chance. You goin get that second one this year. Kristie goes
Kristie love is blind. What are you going to do. When that thunder rolls. An that lightning strikes. Don't you think that's dumb. Your not delivering dogs. Dumber is that puppy-grooming truck. Is going ta get more than dirty. Those are not snowflakes your chasing. Why don't you become a pet detective. You like dolphins, there in your room.Joe goes
I don't lose control. When i go off the rode Ventura. We doin way over thirty. It's all aces, no deuces. Jesus holds my hand.
Jesus doesn't hold anybody's hand Kristie. Moral law is hard and straight. Moral law is narrow. It is not soft. This is christianity Kristie. Joe goes
Faith is not about everything turning out ok. Faith is about being ok. No matter how things turn out. Kristie goes
Rember when we all piled in. That old white van. You guys picked up John from greenbrae movie theatre. After he got done clean in. An they both go. harrisonville family fire works, is were it's at. We all got excited. Cause we never been to Harrisonville before. An when we was all comin in the drive. Seen big mill, the old windmill. An Joe was reading that book. About the boy over in africa. Who come from a family farm of farmers. They's couldn't get the crops to grow. So the boy made them a wind . An god harnessed the wind. An there crops grew. An you spun that big wheel. Ta win that forty eight shot, black jack color war. You dropped your poor head. John said to your mom. Yeah want make some noise. Your mom took a long drag. Off that Joe cool. Looked over and goes. Let's make some noise. An your dad pulled out his wallet. Give you the money. An we got the godfather. An you could hardly carry it out. So i helped you. I still think about. When we was walk out. An looked up, how big that american flag,tent really was. Best firework story ever. Little Avery goes
That story ain't done yet. Can't forget my mom's, pan hop in, pop in, frog legs. Yeah know before we moved to town. There were times i'd feel real low. An things would get kinda heavy. With tryin ta take care of daddy an brain. An i swear i could. Sometimes still smell em. An for some reason. Images would come into my head. Clear as day, of the silo cross the rode. With that faded silver reflectin, down into the wheat. Mom would walk with Joe an me. To the end of the yard. An stop at our big satellite dish. We'd take off running for the bus. That's when i started talking to her. Most of the time though it smelled . Like brains butt bombs. He let out all over the house. Avery you pulled out, them electric ave you liked. We wasn't goin to no London our riots though. That was no ave we were ro on. We was roll in down eighty one. Daddy kissed mom, pull of coors, an yelled. ROLL ON
Sunset an we were set.
roll on daddy till
yeah get back home
You and me giggled like the little girls we were. Spread our blanket out to share. An we were all. Ready for that pan hop in, pop in good time. I looked over at mom. She was peel in the top back. On her coors light. Jess was reachin in the cooler.With his finger, inch in towards a beer. With his other hand behind his back. Nick was bent down low. Grab in the other. Mom had the can to her lips. Look in out the corner of her eye. Poisioning there brain washed minds. out the boombox Boys will be boys. That's probably the first time. Them boys started think in. With them little wiggly they got. I know it was there first taste of beer. Cause they both ended up. On the other side the Hill. Watch in fireworks from Hazard. No more war pigs have the power. Mom and dads lawn chairs tilted, in toward each other. Dad yells over everyone. God has struck the hour. They both clicked there beer cans together. Dad say's, HERE'S TO MIKE. Yeah all know Uncle Mike. After he came back from vietnam. He was all messed up. An no one cared. Dad looked over an winked at me.
I had Pinky Pie
and you had
Apple Jack member
The fireworks looked beautiful. That night over Mulberry Hill. Kristie goes
Best firework story ever Little Avery goes
I think we are all over looking something here. There's a talking duck. On what you call. That Archie Bunker chair over there. Those are not duck feet. Those appear to be slippers. On his feet... duck feet. Those feet also appear. To be the sme feet. Kristie had as a child. Slippers Sully Slipper feet. Dizzy gives the best hugs. Yeah get a warm vibe. That vibrates from head to toe. Don't be scared Joe hug em. Kristie goes
You said came through the clouds. Riding on an egg. This egg had arms. An this egg was holding a suite case. Both of you, appeared to have seen him. Turning in a circle motion. Spin in himself all dizzy. as you say
He was talking to a banana. as you say
This banana was talking back. as if i not say
This flying egg your talking about. Had one big eye. that you imagined Avery
Containing a galaxy of stars, with in. as if i not say
Spin in like a funnel cloud. as you do say
Beautiful twinklin stars like a pinwheel. Swirling from amber that faded off. Into the prettiest purple ever. That you beautifully imagined Avery. This put you in some sort of hypnotic trance like state. neither the less
In this trance state. Images our memories we shall call them. First moment your eyes. Met your mothers eyes. These are not lyin eyes. You were wrapped in white you were. My word, looking down upon you. In her arms you were. Up you looked upon her. My word was it 19,26,27 images after. Holy John BA cow, memories we shall call them. Of you and your mother. God rest her soul, till the end. as i do say
A warm vibration started to vibrate, with in you. That vibrated throughout your entire body. My word holy Luke Ba cow. This sounds a lot like paradise. Was it 8,23,43, how many seconds, our did you say. It was over in a blink of an eye. as you do say Bach over Mulberry Hill. It flew away,with a trail of rainbow dust. As it made it's way. That you both beautifully imagined anyway. This my friends is not possible. This is not in the bible.as i do say
Joe you can't handle the truth.
Objection, overruled,order in the court. My question to you Slipper Feet. Sunk in that old chair over there. Looking quite comfortable, with your furry little slipper feet. Moving up, an down to the beat. Were exactly is this planet Ork.
WHY'z thank you joe'z. WHY'z this is great fun'z. Jus past the restaurant, at the end OF'z the universe. Right before the last star. At the OF'z the last galaxy.
Hum ok...Oh yes rase your right hand fur ball. I can't seem to find a bible anywhere. Hum ok...we are far behond the age of enlightenment anyway. Let us proceed on through Aquarius. There is nothing common in this era. I do not know of any other. How many light years by twelve. I believe this is not gyroscopic. However an i do say, we are microscopic. With dilemma out of the way. Eyes wide open to pray. A little mouse for want of stairs. Issac ran up a rope to say it's prayers. With a blink of an eye. There is no getting out of this trilemma. There is no year zero. AD has passed away. Heavenly body's sway two thousand one hundred, fifty years away. The kingdom of heaven will be here. All piggly wiggly in the air. Our last supper is near. There's caramel from his beak. There's a Slipper feet near. There is no caramel. Through Milky Way. Only carmel this way,the american way. Did you float on milk through the milky way. cadbury's not the only way. An egg flying through the milky way. Oxford is the way. There is no british chocolatier this way. Do we say this is a poache egg. There is a duck. Who has come to play. Mars is far away. as i do say Four horses coming this way. Mars is not the way. Did you stop to play. Did martains feed you a bar. Did it have a nougat with in. Was it sweet as honey. In your mouth back that way. Four planets away,angels this way. Sea and earth here to stay. Seven chocolate bars away. Stomach full, and bitter it shall go. Back this way my friends. come this way
Were bun bars are made. With the sweat smell of maple. Made this way, the Reggie Jackson way. Disc shape, coated milk,peanut butter filled. Bought, sold, traded any which way. It's all a cluster anyway. Can't have peanuts any which way. Were royals fans round here anyway. No judge hear, no bar to pass. Im going to kwu. Jesus leads the way. Freedom is on it's way. Reeds as cattails on a pond. Forty two months it will go. Don't tread on me. Mom's pan hop in, pop in, frog legs. Are here to stay. Let heaven shut, an let there be no rain. Let the wheat be strong, till that day. Angels and demons will come to play. Sodom and Egypt will rain. No body's in the grave. Breaking breads the way. Bread basket leads the way. Dipped in blood this way. Eucharist we shall play. Lords supper is on it's way. Clothed with sun, moon under, her feet. Dad was a missionary. Still with us, to this very day. Saint Pauls a long way. My sisters feet hit the floor. bit-o-honey in early mourn. Satan says up again . Not nut goodie, not that goody again. Satan go away Goodwin's the name.
NEVER THE END Dizzy From Ork.
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